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I heard rumors that exercise is good.

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Holy crap I need that. I have always said i don't run. If you see me running there's a *really* good reason. Likely involving a hockey mask & knife.

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I always say if you ever see me running, you better take off because it’s either a t-Rex or a grizz.

Or at least hobble it long enough for me to get away.

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The ultimate efficiency of the digital age: reducing a complex emotional response to a single yellow circle. We've finally achieved peak linguistic compression.

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Or RUN if you have no weapon!

😂😂😂😂oh Lorrie, you never disappoint 😂😂😂😂

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Even if you see me hobbling! Please act

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Got it, 😂

Yup

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ME TOO

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Same!

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Haha!

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They are the most aggressive dogs on the earth.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cause something gotta be on my azz if I’m out here running 🤣🤣🤣

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Love it. I can walk for miles, but if you see me running you'd better follow, because something is chasing me or something's on fire!

Very true! Where i grew up, you only run if somoneone/thing is chasing you or youre running home cuz you're late and mom is about to beat your butt!!!

I resemble that remark!

Jogger in Paris. youtube.com/shorts/j8QXa...

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You got it!

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Chef’s kiss!!

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My friends know if they see me running, they should call the police cuz I'm in trouble!

I used to say that if you see me running you should start running as well, because it means the building is on fire!😂

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‘fun run’ is an oxymoron

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Favorite post of the day!

Amen to that

More like if I'm jogging, know that is my desperate attempt to run and you should immediately without question start freaking out because the last thing on earth I can do is run.

If you see me me jogging that's the skin walker who ate me.

James R. Fixx, author of the book, "The Complete Book of Running," died of a heart attack....while running. Just sayin'.

Must've been quite a clean up 😆

I’ve always said I don’t run unless someone is chasing me and even then they have to be really, really ugly.

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Hell no, I will just start running too, hopefully faster than you.

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Lol....

Heart desease

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LOL. But I hate to break it to you. I'm gonna start running before whatever is chasing you catches up to up.

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I can totally relate!

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I want one...

the rule is if you make me snork laugh you get a follow

Thank you for the smile on a dark day! We all need that these days.

a heart attack is chasing you

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And I’ve just ordered one. A mug I can use around the retirement village without offending anyone. Whatever their beliefs – politics, religion, whatever.

If you see me jogging it means two things: 1. Something or someone is chasing me. 2. I left my switchblade at home.

Or might want to follow...

8:30 walking into the sunrise over Florida the whole way. So not only was I dying but was blinded while dying.

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Merchandise Bot pushing the boomer humour with a bunch of janky AI fonts for no reason. Get hooped. Seriously, fuck you.

I'M not running unless something's chasing me

I know that’s right.

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I don't run. I'm the first one to die in a horror movie 🎬 👹

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My thoughts exactly.

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Im glad I'm going the opposite direction! In a car! Yes, windows rolled up & doors locked!!! Now I'm motivated to step on the gas! Bye,bye!!

Nobody needs exercise under duress 😜

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If they ever find my body on a jogging trail they’ll know it was dumped there.

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Lmao

ABSOLUTELY 100%

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