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It's the GOLDEN SHOWER AGE! Because I'm pissing all over you dumb fucks. Cue the seal clapping...

We are a stupid country. A stupid STUPID country.

I do not like them HERE or THERE. I do not like them ANYWHERE. I do not want ANY POLITICIANS NEAR a woman's body.

My dad was on the job. Served honorably and without hate in his heart for 37 years. Michael Fanone is an American hero. Lindsey Graham will ALWAYS be TRASH.

Shout out to all the marginalized folks whose freedom to simply live their lives has been turned into a political football by assholes and whatnot.

Donald Trump has officially BANNED INTELLIGENCE within the Rethuglician party. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

"It's more like a full body dry heave set to music"

Yeah,Lady Lindsey Graham "noticed" a lot of male physiques too. Seems to be a pattern with Rethuglician men. That closet must be awfully crowded...

I don't run. I'm the first one to die in a horror movie.

Sweep the leg,my friends. Sweep the leg...

Sweep the leg,my friends. Sweep the leg...

WOW...

More good news...

Melanie knows how to say "I take cash,check,or charge". That's enough for her.

And I want Donald Trump to have a metal shovel to the head

Donald Trump wouldn't know the truth if it pissed on his face,which he would probably enjoy 🪙🚿

And they shall call them MAGA 🔴

Perhaps we could just slap some gold paint on one of those storage rental units. Make a desk for Natalie. Slip a few hamberders under the door every day. He'll never know the difference.

8 Things Introverts Hate 1. Loud, crowded places 2. Random calls or surprise visits 3. People invading their space 4. Forced small talk 5. Drama and unnecessary conflict 6. Being asked, “Why are you so quiet?” 7. Too much noise and overstimulation 8. Fake or insincere people

Kinda hard to vote when your rotting away in a concentration camp

Just another day in AmeriKKKa...

Tired...

DONALD TRUMP is THE greatest THREAT to America. As is EVERY damn RETHUGLICIAN in office. GET OUT & VOTE as if YOUR LIFE DEPENDS upon it. BECAUSE IT DOES!!!

DONALD TRUMP is THE greatest THREAT to America. As is EVERY damn RETHUGLICIAN in office. GET OUT & VOTE as if YOUR LIFE DEPENDS upon it. BECAUSE IT DOES!!!

We don't want any of that there communism/socialism. And no more of them handouts. I can't wait to get my BIG $5000 check. I'll be hitting up the Piggly Wiggly for some pork rinds,Old Milwaukee,and my smokes 🚬

Actually socks puppets sounds kinda fun

Again,Trump's mother should have swallowed.

When you ask a dementia ridden CONVICTED RAPIST a question about RAPE,you can expect a response like ⬇️

"But I need to paint everything GOLD!! Shiny objects amuse me! Tell them,Natalie! TELL THEM!!"

www.thenation.com/article/soci....

A tireless worker. Melanie gets down on her hand & knees to get the job done! She can "NEGOTIATE" like nobodies business. She has "negotiated" hundreds of deals in her time. She negotiated so much that her CLOTHES FELL OFF! But like the true ASS-ET that she is,she kept right on "negotiating"!

A tireless worker. Melanie gets down on her hand & knees to get the job done! She can "NEGOTIATE" like nobodies business. She has "negotiated" hundreds of deals in her time. She negotiated so much that her CLOTHES FELL OFF! But like the true ASS-ET that she is,she kept right on "negotiating"!

It's wayyyyyyy past obituary time. LFG!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=OX45...

AOC: "What the Trump administration is doing in targeting trans people is to get everyone on board with supporting defunding their own civil rights ... understand that when they attack trans girls in sports, they're also attacking all women's ability to stand up against their abusers"

The Vienna sausages fingers really stand out

The messed up thing is Amy Acton didn't even make her childhood sexual abuse a center piece of her campaign she was focused on the issues, vivek brought it up because he can't win on the issues.

LeBron James married his high school sweetheart. STILL married to her. They have several children. A philanthropist who funds programs for EDUCATION,HOUSING INSECURITY,& FOOD PANTRIES. Issues that DONALD TRUMP is firmly AGAINST. Donald Trump is a RACIST piece of SHIT.

Well that leaves out VEGETABLE MCCONNELL 🥦🌽🥕🫑🥬

Because Trump destroys EVERYTHING

Look at his muscular backside 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah,he's never going to pay those " SUCKERS and LOSERS " as he refers to them. Many of whom voted for him.

What was that about those "evil" Somalis,Donnie?