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If I asked the other person if they like big butts, what would they say?

I understood it and knew what you meant, but reading it that other way was kinda funny in a Wtf way

So you show up in your little shorts with a logo patch on your back pocket, throw something behind you, turn around, band over and pick it up. Then turn back and ask the Sirs what your logo was. Sir Mix-a-Little will say the wrong brand. Sir Mix-a-Lot says what logo?

"If I were to ask you if you like big butts, what would your answer be?"

as it is to so many problems in life

Aaaaare you gonna take me home tonight?

I like this solution

This is a top-tier practical logic exercise

"Do these shorts make my butt look big?"

Easy, just ask them something you already know the true answer to, such as, what is 2+2? (I say easy, I definitely was thinking of more convoluted strategies before realizing this was not hard.)

What twerks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?