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FUCK YES IT'S A GODDAMN DECORATIVE GOURD MOTHERFUCKERS

Matt Phelps

@mattphelps.com

Gotta post the original: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

mcsweeneys.netIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the sixteenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

20/9/26, 6:32 pm6 reposts112 likes

Jenn Of Ark

@jennofark.bsky.social

20 Sept

Also, I have the commemorative coffee mug, from a friend who knows me too well:

Jenn Of Ark

@jennofark.bsky.social

20 Sept

And the follow-up: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

mcsweeneys.netIt’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersDec 1 2021 12/3/23 12/4/24 12/1/25

Pseudonymous Poster

@vwinsloe.bsky.social

20 Sept

My seasonal favorite

jeffmthomas.bsky.social

@jeffmthomas.bsky.social

20 Sept

I came in here to make sure this got posted, I love McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

emdash

@emdean.bsky.social

20 Sept

an oldie but a goodie!

True Booooo Majority 🎃🎃🎃

@truebluemajority.bsky.social

20 Sept

never gets old!

True Booooo Majority 🎃🎃🎃

@truebluemajority.bsky.social

20 Sept

wasn't expecting to see the Colin Nissan article until the actual day but LET'S GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING AUTUMN SHIT STARTED EARLY WE ALL NEED A DISTRACTION FROM THE HORRORS OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW 🐈‍⬛

Rural Anarchy

@ruralanarchy.bsky.social

20 Sept

It has been 100 degrees every day for 3 months here in Texas. So ready FOR MOTHERFUCKING AUTUMN!