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@mcsweeneys.net

"If anything, discovering that we made the guacamole you never knew we made should inspire awe at our operational scale, not suspicion about your sudden need to lie naked on the bathroom tile."

mcsweeneys.netWhen You Really Think About It, Everything Makes You Poop (by Taylor Farms)“Today, everyone sees the name Taylor Farms and suddenly becomes the Hercule Poirot of the commode. You had our guacamole at noon. You experienced what you d...

14/8/26, 1:02 pm43 reposts153 likes

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@yeldnal.bsky.social

Japan culturally keeps the toilet and shower/tub in different rooms, and often the sink in a third. (Or at least with a door closing off the shower nook.) There are situations where this has downsides, and choices must be made.

@kdiddy.bsky.social

That is very very good.

@johnnephew.bsky.social

This is magnificent

@jackloftus.bsky.social

Thanks for the read!

@indigopatricia.bsky.social

I needed this laugh. Thank you.

@jackloftus.bsky.social

Thanks for reading!