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@mcsweeneys.net

"You do not want to acknowledge that we exist, but we are real, and we have the power to dictate the apple economy. How else would you explain the presence of Red Delicious at every grocer across the nation, despite their disgusting flavor and penchant for bruising?" buff.ly/BC0ovw0

mcsweeneys.netWe Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples“We are the silent majority, the undervalued and underrepresented, the stoic and strong. We are the people who buy Red Delicious apples, and we are done livi...

9/9/26, 1:40 am12 reposts77 likes

They’re only good for target practice

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@jacobgood.bsky.social

"Red Delicious." Well, they're half right.

@landruc.bsky.social

But they're called Red Delicious, so they must be delicious. It's in the name.