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McSweeney's
@mcsweeneys.net

"The path forward is obvious. We let Sauron retain full power for another two years. Let the people experience a little more darkness while we clean house. Get our own ranks in order. Get rid of all those unity-chasing wackos that are tearing our Fellowship apart." buff.ly/9WluK1y

buff.lyWhile I Oppose Sauron, I Would Rather Mordor Win Than Be Held Hostage by the Ents“Honestly, if we end up with two hundred and twenty-five seats on the White Council, I would be disappointed. I would rather Sauron keep control of Middle-ea...

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Expatriot
@expatriot.bsky.social

"Remember, the goal isn't to defeat the evil, but to defeat it in a way that doesn't then force us to listen to the people who helped us win"

J. Lucian Blackwell
@jlucianblackwell.bsky.social

These people are gonna fuck everything up again, aren't they? I swear I think I slipped into a parallel universe sometimes. Where the human species became mentally retarded by water, air, and ground pollution.

Ton Chrysoprase
@tonchrysoprase.bsky.social

More like: we let Saruman hang on for two years because we obviously can’t make any changes to Sauron’s economic system and definitely can’t do without the orcs’ weapons manufacturers’ sweet sweet donation money.

McCormack
@dowager78.bsky.social

I understand why the MSM calls on him to speak. Matalin sure did a good job on him.The MSM doesn't want to interview younger voters. But after listening once , why would anyone listen again???? He hasn't said anything of value in....I don't know how long.