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Jesse and the Purple Crayon … of Death!!

Lenny Kravitz followed by Alanis - disturbing implication that we have aged into the target demographic for New Year's Rockin Eve

1/1/25, 4:25 am28 reposts469 likes

Rap Bastardz-o-ween®

@rapbastardz.bsky.social

Once I heard Guns N’ Roses playing in the grocery store I knew I was fucked.

@textualdeviance.bsky.social

I heard a Muzak version of Closer once about 15 years ago. I wanted to hold a funeral for my youth.

@sarahdnyc.bsky.social

This! 😂

Childless Cat Gal

@childlesscatgal.bsky.social

Us Gen X’ers are now Geriatric X’ers

@schnoidl.bsky.social

I find it hard to believe anyone outside Kravitz's management has any interest in him, ever

Feral Grumpy, Less Hacked edition

@feralgrumpy.bsky.social

It burns 😂

@ladybugblu.bsky.social

Never!!!

@the-billiam.bsky.social

Also why did TLC make "Waterfalls" sound like a mash-up of itself and Gaga's "Born This Way"?

Suz Riege Ⓥ 🐾

@vegansuz.bsky.social

Except I missed it all... I went to bed. 💤

Steve Danger Moore

@stevenmoore722.bsky.social

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Mike Broderick 33 ♿

@mikebroderick33.bsky.social

Kinda like rain on your wedding day...

Michael Lindholm

@mlindholm325.bsky.social

Imagine me, growing up in the early 1970s watching Guy Lombardo ring in the New Year. While I cherish those memories, I guess what I'm getting at is we're not that far removed from that today. I hear Van Halen on the Muzak at the doctor's office and I feel older than a velociraptor turd in Babylon.

Mike Broderick 33 ♿

@mikebroderick33.bsky.social

Lenny Kravitz is now Guy Lombardo. Alanis is Annette Funicello. "And a 1 and a 2..."

@thesamgroup.bsky.social

This. I listen to muzak and think why do I know that and it's one of my jump around and dance songs from the 80s annnnd there goes another year off my life.

Michael Lindholm

@mlindholm325.bsky.social

I hear ya, I hear "Jump" anywhere and I stifle the urge to do David Lee Roth's signature kick. I'm liable to dislocate a hip or strain something bad enough to need crutches.....😝

@sarahdnyc.bsky.social

That’s cold.

@willcomm.bsky.social

Hahaha… doesn’t matter where you are… we’re in Prague dancing to J-Lo and Bon Jovi.

stellabuncette.bsky.social

@stellabuncette.bsky.social

Everyone gets old. Get over it. This whole shame over aging thing is honestly so fucked in the head. There is no yesterday. It dies with the sun every day. Look forward to tomorrow instead

Jesse and the Purple Crayon … of Death!!

it was a joke. Happy new year!

stellabuncette.bsky.social

@stellabuncette.bsky.social

It is a tired joke that damages people

@justicelovr.bsky.social

I'm way overaged for that demographic but I love the gen x vibe. Especially Lenny Kravitz ♥️♥️

@tridentyyz.bsky.social

All the kids are thinking, Cinna can sing????

alltheresthave31.bsky.social

@alltheresthave31.bsky.social

Alanis? Hey. She should be here with us in Canada. No fair.