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surely... surely this means *preventing*... right...?

Reports up to the VP of Financial Crimes, Fraud, and Manipulation who in turn reports to the EVP, Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion (SPECTRE)

(I can confirm this because I also wrote the Corporate Ethical Standards).

So he's the VP of crypto?

I assume this is someone in charge of a department that identifies potential crimes and liaisons with law enforcement for compliance. But you'd think someone would have the sense to put a "prevention" somewhere in the title.

somebody like that should be donating more than $1,000 . . . .

If they're looking for work after this, they can maybe head to the Office of Terrorist Financing and Financial Crimes at the US Treasury. home.treasury.gov/about/office...

They’re just rubbing it in our faces at this point

Reminds me of the Escobar phone, promoted by the (and I am quoting them here) "chief of assassinations of the Medellin cartel"

just saw a TD Bank title of an acquaintance that is "Head of Cybercrime"

I'm on the fraud task force at work, which isn't as much fun as it sounds.

i'm too baffled to even make a snarky comment

Had to be done. imgflip.com/i/ake95h

this is probably preferable to [employer]'s "if you do financial crimes we will make you fill out the paperwork yourself" policy

true to the insurance industry I typoed the shit out of that because I’m on my phone at a bar

old and busted: be gay, do crimes new hotness: be super gay, become head of crimes

If they've never been caught, we might put them on a red team and let them learn from the pros.

Accidental honesty?