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Mine is all books and cats, which, yes, that is my brand

Yeah I got "Consistently replenishing pet care supplies" and, uh, yeah, that's how pets work

The fact that my account gets used to place orders for more than one person has confused Amazon slightly - and I am totally fine with that! (No, I do not have an iPhone 13 - my iPhone 11 is still going strong. And I JUST ordered a new case for it from Amazon last month.)

I feel vaguely insulted, like having a stalker who only knows super basic stuff about you. Cmon man step up your creeper game

Amazon thinks I have a 10 yr old child based on purchases made for me ;)

cursèd! the way it should be! the most specific thing i got on this amazon thing is “periodically refreshes couch accessories” (slipcovers. bc i have a dog) like. i expect a little more. even our evil empires are lying down on the job

“Likely prefers sweet candy across many formats” “Has at least one cat” “Reads books” They got me there.

a sparkly label queen seated on a throne of beautifully packaged dried foods

Lol. Pretty much my entire set could be replaced by "has ADHD".

Matte Black PLA 👍

OK BUT nothing about their own Horse Man Show??? what's up bezos bots, ya missed a Critical Bree Interest

I genuinely cannot recall the last time I read either nonfiction or poetry 😂