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Hah, perfect

Yeah but he would make a great Podcaster.......😉

If Christ were alive today he’d quickly be condemned by the Torygraph as irredeemably woke: Have any of these so-called Christians actually read the Sermon in the Mount…?? Pure Bolshevism 🙄

They are going to be devastated to find out he never existed in the first place!

If Jesus was alive today, he'd get disowned by the Christian right so fast he'd be in an Oxfam by elevenses.

I thought the Romans cancelled him the first time round?

Well, by all accounts, he did get … cancelled by the Romans some 2000 years ago by nailing him to a cross 🤔

Have you ever seen Jesus and Russell Brand in the same room at the same time? Me neither. Makes you think 🤔

He was cancelled by the Romans because he was a Jew, but made a comeback after a few days, then 200 years later the Romans went woke and adopted, er Christianity. History. Odd.

I don't really understand what 'cancelled' is supposed to mean, mostly because I find it confusing to see famous people receiving media attention and coverage whenever they express fears of being cancelled?🤔

He did get cancelled. But his comeback was pretty fucking spectacular.

He could write a book and call it the bible wible booky thingey

Sorry. Did she say ‘IF’????? Surely that’s a given….

Crucifixion is the ultimate cancellation I would have thought .

Brandianity? It’s got a paradoxical dichotomical loquaciousness about it, my liege. “And it’s made Mr Winkie go right small, it has. But on the third day he rose again”.

But isn’t he famous as, according to the legend/fairy tale, he was cancelled the harshest way you could get cancelled (beside opposing Putin)?

He could fool them all too, make it look like he was cancelled in a horrifically violent way, then come back a few days later with blonde hair and blue eyes!!! Can't cancel me bichez!!!

Or to use Musk's favoured terminology, 'deleted'

Off brand, undoubtedly.

Surely he was ultimate-cancelled on a cross?

Of course, he would be cancelled and labelled a deranged woke communist by the Elites running our media and Tory/Reform parties. (They are one and the same now, and we're getting bored with the Soap Opera: just get hitched already!)

Almost as bad as being crucified.

Must keep culture war alive ... It's our only hope...

Russell Brand? It's always the ones you most expect.

I can’t help but think nailing him to a cross and leaving him to die was a form of cancellation.

That certainly aligns with Russell’s own beliefs.

Ya - cancelled by the Right. They don’t believe in anything he preached.

It’s getting more and more confusing to figure out if it is the right or the left making silly comments. But I’ll just assume that the telegraph assumes the right will embrace the poor people supporting, immigrant loving, judgement deferring, forgiveness preaching Jew with a cult following.

But does she mention John Thaw tho?

What is the “reasoning” behind this statement? Is that Jesus would be cancelled because she thinks he’d say the utter homophobic, transphobic, racist etc bullshit “christians” indulge in? Or does she mean he’d be cancelled by the right for being “woke” (unlikely given the source)?

I’m no longer surprised at how little Christians know about their Christ.

Wait, he died again? I thought he was still risen, that's certainly what my local graffiti says. Did anyone tell the Christians he passed again

I'm pretty sure he was cancelled when he was alive.