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Has he run away from Starmers mantelpiece?

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That reminds me, does anyone have a quick method for dealing with all the acorns outside my house?

Fathers For Injustice. A new low.

That's Jamie Bryson, self proclaimers spokesperson for the UVF, a proud Ulstershishire man! Rest of the uk now feeling the effects of what's been going on in NI for decades.

Noncemaster General

😂😂

Even the skinny streak of piss behind him looks dubious.

Its Douglas Carswells new kit.....

Wazzock 🤣

fair do's, they do call him Super Nonce

actually as it happens I do have a banana in my pocket

I find the face-covering very concerning.

Geri Halliwell has let herself go.

I came for the comments 😅

Radicalised Smurf.

“Honestly I’m not a fanatic. I just wanna protect ar wimmin. Oh and please dont check my computer”

Ciderman!

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Never one to kink shame but flaunting it in public is beyond the pale.

Collective IQ of zero.

Acorn smuggler

His missus makes him wear that to avoid potential kids.

Poor choice of garment. How is he going to piss on a cenotaph in that?

Hey Grok, could you please show me what is meant by “flagshagging”?

Flying at half mast.

A seamstress at the fancy dress factory is missing her thimble.

That reminds me, it’s blackberry picking season everyone!

" you are Douglas Carswell and I claim my five pounds "

Looks repulsive to me

How is Alan coping with the divorce…😂

At least he’s got his keys tucked away safely.

Even Papa Smurf thinks he is a wanker!

This new Blue Man Group show is a bit shit.

Nobody really, really, really wants to zig-a-zig-aaah that shrinkwrapped gammon.

“There’s nowhere to carry my Mars bar fun size in this outfit!!”

*shakes head vigorously* Etch-a-sketch brain! ETCH-A-SKETCH BRAIN!

Knock off Pepsi Man. Pisspee Man.