Chris Washington

Really seems like a mask slip moment for the skinsuit set. Maybe I'm built different but I do know 3 things I like about my own kids. Fuck it, I held a stranger's fat little baby for 3 minutes last week and I could easily give you 5 things I liked about that excellent little gentleman right now.

Heidi Wong's Halloween costume (instagram) is as the Shimmer from the Annihilation movie, with a purse using my novel. Really clever, looks good affixed to the purse.

me: mom, what was I like as a little girl? my mom (completely fucking braindead): hey alexa describe a human kid or something

lula

a UK food delivery service experimented with AI-generated images for restaurant menu items that lacked pictures. they stopped when customers reported seeing some unusual new dishes. a tiger-prawn dish became a bowl containing actual tiger cubs. friends, i think the tech may not be ready.

Prints available in my shop of this one from last year. The perfect Christmas gift for the philosophically-inclined office wall . Limited edition, numbered and signed giclee art print - link to shop in bio. #philosophy

Psyche Delhi-san, the mascot for the shopping district in hip and alternative Koenji, Tokyo, is a mysterious psychedelic creature with glowing eyes and a protruding tongue.

Anyone going on BBC this month should order one of these beforehand and let them sweat www.poppyshop.org.uk/products/pri...

For fuck’s sake

IMPORTANT CORRECTION: See full text in second image. Thank you.

Found this cursed owl, lads. You’re welcome.

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

The final irony. Hundreds of articles ABOUT Jason Arday - fact-free, poor data analysis, often copying other people's work. A couple of articles BY Jason Arday - a few corrections, and still supported by academic publishers and peer review. Just tragic bias by our media

Just a regular kid

"They can start cutting people's faces up. They can stab someone. They can shoot someone." EXCLUSIVE: Our hidden cameras capture the leader of Turning Point UK organising a fake rally for a foreign government and helping arrange a murder-for-hire with loyalist paramilitaries.

you know you were thinking it

Rob McElhenney from Always Sunny explains how anyone can have his jacked body.

That was an incredible show.

Time for Angine de Poitrine

Shocking undercover footage of Reform!

Microbe first contact

Perfection 🤌🏻

Let’s have another look at the time Nigel Farage went to the US to bad mouth Britain, but ended up getting his arse handed to him by the US Senate.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like

Producer: “Who can we get to represent the views of voters in struggling working class towns?” Researcher: “How about a London born privately educated banjo player who is the son of the billionaire who owns GB News?” Producer: “Perfect!”

On Wednesday, the City loaned the Rat Hole to the United Center for one night only as part of the Smashing Pumpkins' Rat in a Cage Tour. But nobody outshines the star power of Chicago's dedicated City employees!

This month’s sticker design for Patreon!

Update from @mickmulroy.bsky.social 1 Truss = 4.54 Scaramuccis = 10 Zacharias We have informed the International Bureau of Weights and Measures

We did it.

"Facebook confirms app secretly turns iPhone camera on without permission" "Meta's Muse AI agent shared seller's home address with a marketplace buyer without permission" "Facebook confirms it secretly records call logs without permission" All real headlines. See the pattern?

El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what you’re talking about is a fucking wolverine.

@dolanthology.bsky.social What day are you seeing Angine de Poitrine? I just managed to bag myself a ticket.

In the docky-wock.

Absolute WORST guest I’ve ever been on with… A pathetic Trump apologist First he defends the tiger video And then listen to the state of what he says when I challenge him on Trump’s betrayal of Ukraine…

The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Ballsy talk from a man whose only job is apparently 'Being a dickhead on camera for money'.

"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain

Doing what they love to do

The Nobel Committee must have overlooked this