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Finally! Curse the day-star!

UNLESS ONE MAN…. *shotgun loading sound, engine revs* CAN MAKE THEM… CHILL OUT *arnold schwarzenegger kicks in a door, light streaming in behind him. he slams a fist into his palm with a deafening boom as the title drops: SEASONS BEATINGS*

Dark Souls 3 ending but in real life. They're trying to prevent us from getting into the Cyberpunk future with sick zoo mods and memorable but terrible slang.

Oh golly, I have a nocturnal horse. She won't be able to sleep without the daylight. Talk about a nightmare.

The EU is fighting this decision. We'll see how it unfolds

Distressingly plausible.

Gwyn's replacement is such a nepo baby. He only got the position cause of his second phase. Ugh.

just as jar jar martin foretold

finally

thanks a lot, light-bulb lobbyists...

Finally everyone will experience the horror of living in northern wisconsin