Anthony Clark

Didn’t realize they gave him a last name too

Hey Weird, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, “Marvin” Al?

You don’t really see people walking around, bent over, peering through a big magnifying glass at clues anymore these days.

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

Gangnam! Gangnam, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Style. You know that new sound you're looking for? Listen to this!

Nothing gold can stay.

The early days of the internet truly were a different time. Chatrooms; personal websites; creatures called Digimon, born from data, who became our dear friends and cherished companions; ebaum’s world

Remember to tune in tonight at 9:30 to hear ALL the best fireworks LIVE, only on WKBM, The Firecracker!

They have a whole room here where you can watch your fingers and your hands get crushed up by gears

Fun fact. If you’re in Cincinnati: you can find special beads and stones around town and cash them in at city hall for goods and treats

Great city, Cincinnati…. Cincinnati gets my seal of approval 👍

Do you ever find notes you’ve written to yourself but you have no context

A few years ago I did illustrations for a board game called Robotopia and today received a deluxe copy. They did this thing up *nice* with gold foil and just generally all-around beautiful production quality. It is a joy to behold. Unfortunately I cannot play it as I have no friends.

Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m the guy who puts weird, loose sliding doors on hotel room bathrooms. The name’s Hitler; Satan T. Hitler.

Is Mac & Me a Star Wars?

Look on my works, Chat, and despair

Insane that someone said baby yoda’s name was “grongo” and we as a society just accepted it

Save Us, Tornado Man

An excerpt from the Cool Anthony Chronicles, Volume One: The Cowboy Code

I feel like they should know, at this point, whether they’re giants or not

Come quick… Young Sheldon is fighting Old Stewie

@ass.golf what was that beverage you used to mention? “Coffo,” I think? Did that ever take off?

What the… five astronauts came out??

If I had been to the moon - which I HAVEN’T; I have NEVER been to the moon NOR been told its terrifying secrets, nor borne witness to what lives inside, if “live” is even an accurate description - but if I had, which again I stress I have NOT, then I would simply deny everything

Nintendo abandoned the Mii system in 2017 with the release of the Switch. Maybe something else happened around that time (not sure) but that’s really when we started going downhill as a society

Happy to oblige

Did you all catch my appearance on The Pitt

To my cartoonist friends: SPX appears to have moved to Indianapolis, to this church, next weekend. Who’s tabling

We have made the difficult decision that it is time to say goodbye to little Todd. He's a good little gremlin but life has taken its toll on him. Please give your own gremlins a treat in his honor (and consider this an invitation to post photos).

On this day in video game history:

True Art

I thought they caught that guy

Put me in charge and I’ll make every public bathroom Noisy. Music, a fan, a water feature… something so that everybody can’t hear what you’re Doing

@kcg.bsky.social happy birthday my friend!!!!!

If i had to play football, I would simply get really good at jumping, then jump or double-jump over anyone who ran at me

Which team should I vote for?

This image is more brutal than any roast I’ve seen yet today.

@rstevens.bsky.social happy birthday, though such things are meaningless to one who is eternal, having always been, and who always will be

Getting reports that the grinch was Home Aloned last night. Sending thoughts and prayers

“Weird Al” Roker

Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night

Some chefs throw away the garlic paper. But, in my opinion, that’s the paperiest part of the garlic