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Should probably credit Threedom/ @pftompkins.bsky.social for thinking of this joke every time I go out to dinner

lol, so glad these insufferable nerds are finally getting drowned out.

But what if I'm more of a fried rice guy?

Folks are fooling themselves if they think this place isn't just twitter 2.0 to be blunt.

I don't even know what threads you're referring to but that's still a lol from me about the restaurants, dead on

It's been a decade or two. Let's embrace a social network that is organic. People find people. They make their own groups. There are still thriving communities out there using bulletin boards!

this ain't your grandmas twitter, on this app you can send skeets instead of tweets 😎

Apparently no other cities enjoy music, dancing, drinking and food - except Manchester.

Depression. You’ve raised it to an art form

Well, I don't know how it can be different. After all, We've Got It All in West Lancashire.

It’s hardly “London Skyscraper allows you to boil an egg on the pavement” though

It was raining last time I was there so this checks out

Same! I cringe a little whenever I hear it

😂 accurate

But you can nuclear-block the couple at the next table.

*apertivos*

Fair. But consider: Tapas is exotic when your definition of fancy is cutting the crust off PB&J. Self-disclosure: I once considered crustless PB&J to be fancy.

my only two real advices to you: 1. stay here; and 2. write some shit. actual people will read and even engage sometimes. it's crazy, I know

🤣

"Have you heard of sharing food"

It would be more fun if it was Staffordshire Oatcakes.

Sounds like someone doesn't understand how the small plates menu works and is mad about it.

“This is an experience, rather than a meal”