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HWM (hoops while Muslim) is a serious transgression. It's tantamount to multiple rapes, pedophilia, and treachery.

Politico kind of glossed over “the most secure facility in the city” part. Can you think of any reason Mamdani’s people might want him to play some place safe? 🤔

“ lackeys” No way the jerk used that word. Politico is shit.

Politco. One bad take after another. A stumble bum outfit.

This is the abuse of power I'm interested in perpetuating.

Angering police unions and republican lawmakers is literally what he was elected to do.

scandal, i knew he was no good!

That’s all ya got?

Guess it's slightly less egregious than accepting a 400 million dollar airplane ✈️

Really hope @theonion.com reprints this word for word. That sh!ts hilarious!!

Oh my God. We are talking Pulitzer for Politico

o my gawd

we use that gym for torture overflow wtf

The kicker is it’s happened a grand total of 6 times.

Oh no the police Union is angry! Stop the presses!

And cops can't figure out why nobody likes them.

That is so stupid it earned Chris a block for trolling.

Politico—who I am not bothering to tag because fuck them—can get fucked for this piddling little penis of a hit piece.

I will not not click on a Politico story, but am glad that a game of pickup basketball has a Republican bothered. I know it is probably fake outrage, but screw those assholes anyway. I got next.

...at 10 PM. Who cares?? Give him a set of keys so he can let himself in. Problem solved.

As always

Yeah, well, these are the things you have to do to make sure Republicans don't look worse than Democrats.

This is basically what this story is