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I feel pretty misunderstood by people living in rural areas, and yet mysteriously, this isn’t considered a problem. I’m sick of putting up with this idiotic display of obeisance to chucklefucks simply because they live in rural areas.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Even when they don't, both parties pump out constant rhetoric about "real Americans" living in rural areas. The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!

Living 30 minutes away from a decent Thai restaurant does not grant people magical powers of wisdom and morality. It is insane that American culture still pretends that this is true.

I think everyone in London lives about a ten minute walk from one, and unfortunately, we aren’t all Gandalf. I am wise, of course, because of the decent kebab shop down the road.

True liberal wisdom is found in the Tesco Meal Deal. But dear gods I wish I could find a decent kebab in this state.

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Once you have the self control not to eat a kebab that will go through you like a dose of plutonium after you have drank twelve pints of Estrella will you reach true wisdom, young Padawan.