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Funeral will be open ziploc bag or rice

She's with our poop now, where she belongs. I shall take a dump in her honour.

And nothing was lost, as she was a transparent scam built on the premise of getting people used to a technology, that while it might have _some_ utility, was essentially being forced upon an unwilling population.

My Tilley Norwood NTFs are going to the moon baby!!!

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 6: The Girl in the Stick

what is reincarnation to a series of poorly worded prompts?

Rest in piss

Reset in Peace

It's so tragic to lose another one of our rising stars to the toilet

She was so young* *Designed to look like a 14 year old to appeal to pedophiles.

Her parents are in mourning.

Don't give up hope ! The search of the greater sewer system is ongoing ferverishly. She could still be alive !

She struggled mightily, clinging to a log and soggy paper as the water spun faster and faster, finally pulling her under as the whirlpool collapsed about her. Even Mr Hankey could not save her.

damn, RIP to a fake one

This is just Blade Runner 2049

This is how the myth about AI actors living in the sewers beneath the city starts

"Seems to me, you lived your life like a thumb drive in the toilet..."

it touched doodoo

She is survived by her two siblings, a jpeg image of The Noid and a Word document containing a mediocre minestrone soup recipe

Don't threaten me with a good time.

died as she lived, surrounded by piss and shit