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State of the disunion slop

As was the custom of the time.

I had a Trump voter friend PM me and said how horrible things were under Biden and sent me a list of all Trumps accomplishments. When I asked the source of his list so I could fact check it, he said he didn’t trust any news sources. There’s no way to get through MAGA brains.

Omg this is like listening to the rabbit in fatal attraction

Lemme know when he deports the teleprompter.

I would say this is unhinged, but he was never hinged to begin with

He’ssooooohigh.

A sine wave of a speech... What an image

Maybe some doctors can come out tonight on camera and ask him to identify a giraffe etc.?

As long as he isn't declaring a war, I'm happy.

So, like, he's definitely not mad, then?

I’m not mentally gone. Please don’t put in the live coverage of my speech that I am mentally gone.

This speech was written in ALL CAPS

Listen bro, you get a commemorative coin with Trump on it. Sit down.

Perfectly stated.

Stop yelling!

I was wondering yesterday if they have anything resembling a plan (or concept of a plan) for our economic woes, beyond just insisting repeatedly that it’s an A+++++ economy. I guess this performance answers that question.

If Americans, capable of observing America, were also collectively capable of remembering such observations and detecting obvious lies he wouldn’t be befouling the White House, now would he?

Seems straightforward and yet tens of millions still prefer to believe that lie.

In Trump’s defense, Americans reelected him after he got millions killed with incompetent Covid policies, and after overheating the economy and causing inflation, all by telling people it was Biden's fault in spite of all evidence. He has reason to believe that transparent lies work.

Did Trump ingest something to help him verbally gallop and yell and screech through this insane rant, while surrounded by beautiful Christmas decorations?

Problem is the owners of every news network/major paper do

He sounds really really scared that no one is going to believe how great he is.

Grandpa Simpson vibes?

They've superglued his hands to the lectern?

“Bread only costs 5 bees!”

Because that was the style then!

The weave. youtu.be/hSk0If6Dx6c

It’s all blended together like a greatest hits remix.

WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME

It’s making a fashion comeback. Like bell bottoms. So sad.