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Page one of Trump's Middle East Strategy: "Many people don't know that it's called the Middle East because it's right in the middle of the Far East and the Near East."

the plan

Just saw another hed about him working on a redevelopment plan. Maybe shoulda started before US bases were hit?

Starting the holiday weekend with a mic drop. Nice.

meanwhile, we're all wondering about the ballroom and the triumphant arch. I wish he could stay focused on what's truly important.

2 weeks

Followed closely behind will be the release of his tax returns and his grades from Penn/Wharton. I heard 2 weeks; seems legit.

It's like he took an Incomplete during the spring semester & the prof just reminded him the paper is due 😄

(Looks at heating oil prices and sighs)

He’s got to continue depleting US munitions so that Ukraine doesn’t get them.

He has concepts of a draft

Axios tells us this is their “scoop”

He and Kegbreath are going to have an all-nighter with a pile of Addy and a bottle of scotch

Ooh, another Peace Prize coming up!