Bumbles Bounce

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I should ask my therapist if it's normal to feel abandoned when I hear flocks of migrating geese honking overhead, but he's flown south for the winter.

The next time I start watching a movie that's obviously gonna be bad, I plan on setting a timer for 10 minutes. If that timer reaches 00.00 before the movie gets better, I'm blowing up my TV.

Jesse Welles Cuts Deep: “Freedom Is Free” #blogpost

I don't know if I should take it personally that the ghost in my house just checked my wrist for a pulse.

Trump: That's an elephant. Doctor: Actually, it's a rhino. Trump: Todd, get in here! (Blanche rushes in) This guy said that's not an elephant! (Blanche glares at the doctor and reaches for a subpoena) Doctor: Congratulations, sir! You just aced another cognitive test!

To win my war against fruit flies, I've decided to only eat pork bananas.

Ratboys Live on WFUV: “What’s Right?” #blogpost

I'm reliving my life now so that during my final moments I can instead relive the more interesting life of someone else.

The coming AI apocalypse will happen after Elon Musk accidentally programs all of his robots with his shopping list instead of Asimov's three laws of robotics.

I can't wait until they make AI so powerful that it's capable of living every single aspect of my life for me, so I'll have more time to... um... uh... well... I'll get back to you after I ask AI what I can do instead.

Living in the Trump timeline has allowed me to better understand why parents with perpetually moving toddlers are always exhausted.

When I try to click "like" on a news article that isn't on social media, I know I've been doomscrolling too much.

My reaction when meeting my therapist’s new intern.

Bret Michaels may have canceled his appearance at Freedom 250, but the Trump administration is proud to present Bret's mother, who'll be performing all of her son's biggest hits, minus the suggestive lyrics. So get ready to rock out to "Talk Clean To Me" and "Nothin' But A Fairly Enjoyable Time."

Due to the risk of my posts being so dumb that readers start assuming they're being written by A.I., I've decided to farm out all future posts to the local Apple Store Genius Bar.

For the sake of truth in advertising, we should just start calling pizza "crust-stuffed cheese."

This is what happens when a tapeworm discovers tailoring.

Musical acts for Trump's birthday party are dropping faster than Iranian leaders during the war. At this point, Trump will be forced to give the Ayatollah top billing to perform a stirring rendition of Frank Sinatra's "My Way."

🚨 BREAKING: Everything.

When I think about how all of the richest people in the world are the worst sociopaths among us, I realize when Jesus said, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." he was actually being far too charitable.

This is incredible.

This sums it up well; it's 100% a death cult. bluevirginia.us/2026/05/sund...

Elon Musk believes ""the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy" because the majority of people having empathy for others would lead to his own downfall."

Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.

remorseless. unstoppable. majestic.

I'll never believe in the story of Adam and Eve for one very simple reason. Nobody would ever give up paradise in exchange for an apple. I mean, maybe a mango or a pineapple, but regular apples just aren't that delicious. Now, if it was an apple pie tree, I'd be all in.

It robs people of their work, coerces anyone who threatens its power, drains natural resources without caring about how it might be harming the community, and it helps orchestrate mass deaths. A.I. might not be conscious, but it sure as hell has become a lot like its billionaire creators.

unfortunately, kim il sung's clothes hang a lot better

I've come to the conclusion that my life has been a total disaster. I blame autocorrect.

BREAKING: UFO CAT ABDUCTION!

Even with all that Charmin money, Bernie still felt somehow unfulfilled.

dONaLd tRuMp iS tHe fIrSt pReSiDeNt tO bEcOmE tHe pHySiCaL pErSoNiFiCaTiOn oF tHiS fOnT

To paraphrase René Descartes' thought on consciousness: "My AI chatbot thinks I'm the most intelligent, perceptive, wonderful person in the world, therefore it IS."

Watching the news is exhausting. It's like being trapped in the Big Brother house with all of the most vile characters in those "Housewives of" reality shows, and banging on the door, pleading to be let out, only to hear the show's director laughing at you through the intercom system.

The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.

"Three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a church in North Norfolk."

left to right these category photos on chewy read like "what did you say?" "you heard me" "oh shiiiiit"

Doomscrolling should be an Olympic event, with the winner of the gold medal being the person that's able to stop doing it first.