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@philjamesson.com

priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm

16/4/26, 1:31 am272 reposts2K likes

@evanfranzel.bsky.social

I'm glad he was, infact, a worm

@potionseller.bsky.social

Ok but for real I always thought that test was stupid. Pretty sure both people who claimed to be the mom would be like "Sir that's fucked up, let's not do that."

@jebmisc.bsky.social

youtu.be/B5shlc-4XDU?...

youtu.beMath and King SolomonYouTube video by John Mulaney - Topic

Niaouro Psaka 25:17

@niapsaka.bsky.social

It's a made-up story for manchildren.

Sidewalk enjoyer

@chajax.bsky.social

This is amazing work

feemus.bsky.social

@feemus.bsky.social

Do worms have mothers?

A. A. Ron Targaryen

This baby?

Cruz “BLEH” Flores

@cruzflores.bsky.social

Solomon: Would you still love this baby if it was a worm?

javamann.bsky.social

@javamann.bsky.social

Starfish

A Christian Resistance

@xianresistance.bsky.social

Did Solomon have unresolved daddy issues? 🤔