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Dang money goblins… those yellow-haired, orange-faced, up-to-no-good money goblins. Always changing those prices on us at night with their goblin-tariffs. If I had a chance I’d tell em off, I would. “Stop it, you… bad money goblins! You’re just making it worse! Just stop… doing that thing you do…”

Niet de geldkobolden!

Talk to the level of your audience

your barter skill isnt high enough

Welcome back 2013 tumblr

The answer is always politics

The red caps are the worst ones

Nope. Still gonna say why because fuck them if they don't wanna hear it. Chances are they voted for the idiot.

there are absolutely times when inflation is largely out of the hands of any one government but when a government starts a war that drasticly curtails oil shipments and fights trade wars with everyone it's a pretty clear cause and effect

Money goblins=private equity

I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said

But don’t forget to talk about the “Bleached Orangutan“ who is in cahoots with the evil money goblins.

"I don't care about politics!", states the dumbass bitching and moaning about high grocery costs.

I fucking hate those evil money goblins so much.

Fow News: BREAKING NEWS: Money goblins are at fault for for inflation!

😂😂😂😂

She could have just asked "Did you vote for the guy who made every single ingredient more expensive by placing 'import taxes' on it?"

They want to know why, until they find out why.

Tariffs ARE simple. They're a tax on imported goods that usually the customer ends up paying for.

How can people have jobs and think like this 😭

Shareholders love the moneygoblins.

😏

The goblins are corporations

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR POLITICS!!! *SCREAMS*

You're actually really close to the truth Dynamic Pricing is a thing. New Jersey just passed a law about it.

Ah yes. A rare sighting of the female Karen-Tufted Maga (Oblivis politicae). Fully developed specimins are known for their shrill cries and tendency for self-harm; especially in voting booths.

I came to Bluesky with the aim of forgetting politics, and I see that its users can't breathe without it... The elderly are obsessed with it, and I'm not that old😂

Y'know, "Money Goblin" is a great descriptor for Politicians so she ain't fibbing!

Me to Karen: You'd already know if you had a functioning brain.

You're not mean enough.

Roblaws when they refuse to hire anyone. Honestly, most companies are doing this these days. Hell, Goodwill seems to be pushing the social murder agenda with the current pricing of SECOND-HAND clothes. Istg, all of their shirts have a minimum price of $8.50

I would just say it's the government and make sure they can't do mental gymnastics to avoid reality. The president is fucking them over.

This is what it feels like trying to discuss serious shit with most people

Zlí finanční skřeti, to sedí.

Honestly my answer would've been “It's actually not because of politics, it's because of morality. This is your fault.” and then I would've just walked away.

People driven by masochistic spite will likely never figure out why this happened.