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They had no idea how to get the ball in the net. Between that, Paraguay tight defense and the rest of the bs shenanigans they kept doing, just a rough way to go out for turkey

You are an Artist with words

They've taken 62 shots in the tournament and haven't scored. *62*

They played like they either hate each other, or hate their coach. Or were on the take, which I no longer rule out since sports gambling is now mainstream

Vicious take, but fair.

why are WE catching strays man, we got rid of that guy what more do you want

Low bar. It didn't take all that much.

That is…inexplicable. More weird things this opening round than I would’ve bet on.

Average playoff hockey game

The shot chart on this Paraguay game was VILE

I don't follow soccer but I'm fairly certain I've identified Turkey's problem here.

The fact that they couldn’t even get an own goal with that may shots in the box is hilarious.

A damning indictment

Jesus Christ!

They weren't even at the last two WC's . They had a decent Euro 2024 but that was kind of out of nowhere.

They were the aggressor the whole game and couldn’t make a single goal.