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Can barely get a morning soak in

Swig opens at 8 AM on Saturdays

Only the dirtiest of dirty sodas will be consumed in the parking lots

so many CougarTails are going to be crushed when the concessions open

The Big12 monster energy patch will be needed.

as a washed dad who is going to wake up at 6am regardless of the day of the week, 10am is actually when we're at our peak energy level

Breakfast dirty soda?

I would stay up all night having dirty sodas and swedish fish. Maybe knock a chair over and yell at 60 decibels. Then ask forgiveness for touching a girl next to me with my hand.

The Swig lines are going to be packed smh

Standard behavior for a poverty conference that sold itself out to an energy drink.

Update: Swig and Fiiz mostly open at 7:30, but Sodalicious has nothing earlier than 8:30. Yes, I am a Medill grad, why do you ask?