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This is the correct take

You do not, even as a joke, need to be mean to Elmo. He's like six years old how is he even on bsky?

What you can hold a grudge against Rocco the rock but not an actual sports team? We know you have the requisite capacity for spite, Elmo

Get Elmo's ass

Get his ass!!!

Elmo doesn't need to support Knicks, whose owner is a Republican Party donator, which makes the tickets Knicks fans buy are being money sources to feed 'RACISM', XENOPHOBIA', 'HATE SPEECH' smelling 'NAZISM!!' Spurs ain't different and so Elmo is a 'TRUE NEW YORKER' LIKE ME! TRAITORS ARE HIS HATERS!!

Pick a side, Elmo, ffs.

Elmo knows the streets, this is a bad look

Perhaps he’s referring to Canes/Knights

The real real Elmo lives in Philly

It's a game ladies and gents, if yer gonna ratio a MUPPET because it's cheering for just a good time... well, idk.

Elmo is responsible for sesame street’s gentrification.

The best!

Calling Elmo a "jackass" is very unhinged. This is why the Knicks don't deserve anything. 🤣🤣🤣

He’s a Phillies fan, my dude.

i will never vote for elmo for mayor

Inverted Jordan Peterson

Elmo, fascist enabler.

Utter contempt for the proletariat is the one thing I find problematic about the original speaker, so this is a fair hit

oh my god is he still fucking doing this? in this actually real does he still have beef with a 3 and a half year old puppet

Terrible acrostic

channeling this fake tweet in the best way

He's a family influencer

The hand is labour. Elmo is capital.

Larry should have finished the job

Isn’t Elmo pro-trans rights? Is that little shit a Zionist

Oscar on sidetalk like LISTEN YOU RED FUCK HOWS ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO JERSEY BING BONG

👆My people.

Maybe he just likes the Nets instead 🤷‍♀️

Disappointed in Elmo. Grover would never.

Elmo needs to get on BlueSky and ratio this post. (affectionate)

Elmo is a kalshi advisor

🥾 timb his ass up

there's no time for this centrist bullshit elmo!

I don't know if I'd piss off Elmo he apparently owns a pocket dimension he can trap you in for all eternity

Elmo fucking owes children the truth

Besides, I've had fun in games I lost before. I play Yu-Gi-Oh, a game that is impossible to win 100% of the time because statistically, you will eventually brick and your opponent will beat you.

You know who else lives in New York? Rocco… 🪨

I hope James Dolan sees this pal!

Elmo is a mouthpiece for vested financial interests (He is a puppet)

As someone who never cared about sports, and refuses to start now, all of this is deeply hilarious to me