brad is sending lovely postcards from inside the gravity drive

Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*

A gammon by any other name would look as red

When you move some jabroni's shopping cart that was blocking the orthopedic insole display

thanks bluesky very cool

wrap it up folks

POV: you're a toilet bowl about to get clogged by a witch riding a haunted dookie

unreal

a big toe that just keeps getting bigger

Grok give me three (3) reasons i shouldn't sell my large son on facebook marketplace

don't vote for me or my son ever again

go to Lulag do not pass go

LFGooooooo

LETS FUCKING GOOOO 🦑

At least both sides can finally come together on an issue 🤗

Yeah, when I see these articles all I can think of is

absolute perfection from the Vape Nation video comments

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

hmm that looks familiar

look at this BBBB (big beautiful blue bitch)

Playing a paradiddle on the booty, tempo increasing until the booty is ringing out clear and loud to the surrounding countryside like the bell from Andrei Rublev

You genuinely hate to see it, ✌️ to all the homies just in case my fitness ramp test kills me tomorrow

Best summation of Matt Yglesias, carve it in stone we'll never need another one

God gave us Trump to fix computer and eat baby - now with subtitles

Spending much time in my salon, composing solo harpsichord pieces. A playful romantic fugue, mayhaps to attract a wife

i find something bone-chilling in the youth's development of "unserious" as a pejorative. i am deathly afraid of the revelation that i am unserious, and that perhaps all my privileges shall be revoked upon this premise

If I put on a mood ring right now, it would level the city

Okay I'm done Ethanposting after this one