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"Only two?"

apparrently Ars Technica is completely unaware of the secondary brain market over on Etsy....

Came here to post this

"Brain and brain! What is brain?" -- Spock's Brain, TOS: season 3.

you mayyyyyy have missed the joke. just maybe.

So we have one brain, and one ars.

Speak for yourself, Ars Technica!

Full of shit… or full of *brains*?

In jars?

Having second thoughts?

Rest in peace, Thag Simmons.

17 =/= 2 You're in the clear

As long as this story keeps making the rounds and I can post stuff like this I'm happy

Are you preparing for zombie trick or treaters?

I had a similar issue. However, rocks being rocks and being naturally inclined toward smashing stuff, well, smashing happened. The brains may or may not have still been attached to some people.

Don’t you bring them out for gourd season?

You have to rotate your brains regularly to get the proper mileage out of them.

N+1 applies I guess

I don't understand how there's such a lack of appreciation for that backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in. I mean, it just looks cool.

One of them is the President's, isn't it? That's where it got to.

On the coast. They have a staff to take care of them.

octopi: well shit

Awww! 😕

No officer, I don't have /two/ brains.

Come on, everyone knows the appropriate place for spare brains is in jars on shelves in the basement.

That closet has a special key.

Hey, we've all got to eat.

Dang. There goes my science fiction story.