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There's a gigantic house centipede somewhere in my room and I'm going through my rolodex of recent sins trying to figure out which one is the cause of this level of karmic retribution

In before centipede-splaining. Yes, I know whatever you're about to type. I simply do not want anything crawling up my leg. That's all. I'm very anti-small-guy-crawling-up-my-leg

Are u fucking kidding me rn (not staged, just happened to be looking at bsky and had an out of body experience when he rocked up)

*sobbing* p-please i just need to get through this deadline, don’t drop on me

I’ve been sleeping on my room couch cuz of deadlining the past week and if he drops on it and disappears my life WILL be over. He is walking with motivation and expediency so I hope he clears the sleeping zone soon ;__; On the plus side I am suddenly extremely awake again

did you live??? 😨