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Who's Aerith?

dylan

i'm sick to bastard death of this bird

Oh they’re milksmeat now

its so cool i just found out about it yesterday from Do No Harm in unbeatable how had i been missing out on this

There are people out there who havent seen a distant bell tolls silently you expire

they'll never know such important things like which version of the princess bride is the definitive release, or the true power of toys, because the lack the childlike whimsy of a young boy aged 9 to 24

That is very worrisome to a young boy age 9-16

i'm scareds to watch it because it's so long

Or my personal favourite, "Now I don't have to make any choice at all. This morality shit is easy."

I give you… a grenade!

"Hello ladies, I'm Hades: God of Sex. We're gonna have a tournament to see who can break their own spine the fastest" is the craziest intro I've heard

Ugh i still havent seen all of it and it haunts me every day *-sob-*

Me and some friends watched them as they came out X3 I love the Snapcube stuff. I go back and rewatch the sonic ones on the regular.

nor the origins of monopo-tennis and the transition of its creator!! (good for her, good for her!!!!)

For the record, those started come out as I was on my last couple days of being in rehab after a huge hospital visit, and then weekly while I was recovering at home, so thank you for a very bright light in an otherwise pretty shit time

I learned so much about IBS...

sleepy aerith is genuinely such a highlight to me i hope she finds the best melatonin dosage ever made and sleeps peacefully

Just one sound

dont patr- d- be cool, bud

Truly sad, they know not of Ricky and seeing how fast you can break your own spine the Fastest™

oh god im one of those people. how have i still not seen it

Oh I just noticed thats you, I wasnt paying atention ha

you've never seen people like us before, which means

They don't know about the mysteries of cardiology Oh darling I've been That you would give me everything I need Somehow I found the-- The darkness is consuming, me Sora :)

Can’t believe they don’t live every day “wake up a little older and stronger” as their morning motto

Seems like you messed up bad... Bad bad bad all your clothes fell off

you know i never told anyone but i dont really like music....

lives could be changed forever by seeing jafar die twicce

45 more minutes, Donald.

they don know about Sora

I think I’m good

Those people haven't lived until they've had gochujang sauce, I'll tell you what

they dont know about cardiology they dont know heart what do they even know

I wonder if it was the Criterion blu-ray or the standard one from MGM.

AND IM YUFFIE

I love god! And JeeSUS

Just goes to show ya, some weird guys are okay.

what kinda weird guy lives in a house?

That ain't no pussy, boy!

and I’m Yuffie! :)

WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY

THE PUBLIC COLONOSCOPY WILL BEGIN!!!

anytime i see yuffie in anything the yuffie voice in my head goes "and i'm yuffie! :)"

i don't know what's going on, i'm fucked up on that googoo gaga seaweed

It's me! The tiger! And I'm here to ruin everything!

Sora the darkness is consuming me AGAIN

*screams of the Winnie the Pooh cast as they fear their imminent demise* *book closes* “Winnie the Pooh :)”

hell-LO theeeere, i am hadeees, the GODDUFSECKS

This book is WAY too big! I have bad eyesight, I need a big book so I can read big words

But, you know... Just this once... I'll have a thought.

What kind of weird guy lives in a house?

Imitation is the s-ser-serest form of flattery

We gotta get ready for the GAAAEEEYMS

I can't believe I ate all the jalapeño poppers while watching Princess Bride (1987) with my best friend...

SHOOTING. and FUCKING. are the SAME. THING

I really liked the first episode I still need to watch the rest at some point honestly, it's really funny.

How can they live if they don’t know that toys are for smiles???

They were coming out as I was moving into my new house and sitting on the stairs (because I didn't have floors yet) laughing at "Halloween Town/Pumpkin Hill" is a core memory.

wow i gotta watch it now i only watches some of the sonic ones

WaltDisnet

FUN STUFF!

sorry donald. that’s not happening… and you know it. in fact… two more days.

I'm due a rewatch! beast's "I'm done playing with my toys. does anyone need help with a combat section?" comes to mind a lot

Every time I quote something from the dubs, and someone knows where it's from? Makes me hyped

"I guess I'm fucked for death" A line which is somehow both unhinged and amazing, and a line I think about often.

Idk how far into Chapter 5 you are, but there's a character who I hc sounding like your impression of Goofy

The God of Sex appointing the CEO

“We’re going to see who can break their own spine the fastest!”

90% of me and my gf's conversations include do no harm references we're starting to look insane to anyone who hasn't seen it the world must be taught do no harm in schools we must inform the masses

“dear donald duck, you are the new king of mario castle” “YEEEEASSSSS!!!! YEEEES!!!! BADERDDUAKREDAFUEODDSSEDSAEDDSADA!!!”

they’ll never play Monopotennis

i don't even remember what the grenade joke is, guess it's time for a rewatch

Tigger is my favorite Pope x3

tho i will say there's a guy at my local tcg store who quotes the shit out of the Sonic dub stuff yet wont try Do Not Harm because he "dosnt know Kingdom Hearts" im like "dude, you'd be shocked to learn how many played Shadow yet loved the dub"

I FEEL SO POWERFUL I’LL NEVER SHIT AGAIN

Did that fucking say "End of the World"?

Or the vital Marxist concept of MonopoTennis!

I guess I should get around to watching it as I draw Babble the rabbit

literally dont have ball knowledge

i think my favorite joke was “uhf…shit…*devolves into shitting*”

The Sleepy Aerith...Best damn character.

Do you know where I could find a friend

And when I do my annoying Iago impression I am not celebrated, just asked to leave McDonalds

That is so valid. It's good to experience the KH story as unspoiled as you can! Then you'll enjoy the off-kilter insanity of Do No Harm all the more. =3

Welp guess I'm watching this while I fold laundry... two lines in and I'm snorting water. GG.

it really makes one wanna listen to the Queen Platinum Collection seven hundred times (as it's the only CD we have) although one may prefer Pink Fload

Dylan.

Have I ever told you you look like a beautiful cherub angel?