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i'm going to be honest, i don't think all those posts where things start out being about one subject and end up being about Winston from Overwatch are that funny. I think they would be better if they were about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small villag

got too excited about LULA and drowned out my own name reveal

“So, next time you hear about Jeff the Killer, remember that he is not what they tell you he is. He is my cousin, who went crazy because of family curse brought on by the original Jeff many many years ago.”

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

glad to hear clayface is mid so i can live in peace knowing i never have to watch another DCU movie.

New simple machine discovered

When I remember Winston the Talking Gorilla is permanently trapped inside the game Overwatch 2

Hot take: Vtuber designs are getting boring nowadays. Everyone is just a variation of hot girl or sexy boy. We need to see more creative variations, maybe like a gorilla. He could have a jetpack, and maybe a big bubble to protect against AOE spam.

ive been transitioning for 7 years and i still dont feel hot all the time. at this point, its a skill issue. i need to lock in.

i found a place

i like to go into the replies of satirical posts and just block people who take it seriously

yall just things to me

i backed the bunlith show on kickstarter because i thought the first episode was cute and now im terrified of watching the second. i dont know if i can handle the writing of someone who liked digital circus and motorslice. your artistic sensibilities are chopped i fear

weighing in on celebrity divorces, well, far be it from I, but I did just see the tattoo and that's the funniest one you could have, yes

These are standard ML tools we’ve been seeing for years and if they are using gpu and npu cores on device they are actually the ideal way to implement probabilistic modeling into a feature We must stay aware of how companies still are gonna name things in a way stock goes up without being “slop”

IT WON'T GIVE UP, IT WANTS ME DEAD GODDAMN THIS NOISE INSIDE MY HEAD

eternal blue by spiritbox would be a goated album to get your pussy eaten to

FIRST LOOK at Young Jason

it's just bad business

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

can you imagine how sick anthem wouldve been if it was good though