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"BY THE POWER OF OUR THIRD PARTY'S DARK MAGIC I HAVE GRANTED THEM, I SHALL HAVE CYBERPUNK RUN ON THIS PORTABLE CONSOLE"

This is beautiful...

this reminds me that they made a port of fucking fnaf sb to the switch, including the ruin dlc fnaf fucking sb the game known across the fandom for being an unoptimized buggy mess that launched with 80 GBs half of which was unused content

Just saying they do have a transgender witch working for them.

I mean booting up FF7 Rebirth on the switch and it playing flawlessly I think the fact that the switch might be eldritch in nature ring pretty true.

they could make a game that is just a jpeg of a chair and i'd be impressed

The flagship zelda game developed FOR the switch ran at sub 30 fps and had dips into single digits.... "wizards" lol you just have extremely low standards.

But can it run Castlevania?

Imagined if it could run Marvel Rivals

why does the wizard speak in Mario Kart DS font

I think the most baffling thing Nintendo has done was make the switch 2 version of Kirby and the Forgotten Land take up LESS space than the original switch 1 version

I remember playing Hitman World of Assassination on Switch it was the most scuffed gaming experience I've had

It's moreso that modern consoles have a shit-ton of caveats to get games running properly and then the switch just. Has them run with little catches despite the bizarre way games are made for it

Yeah not as impressive with the Dorito 3D in the Switch 2

going back you can definitely see the compromises made (models can be a bit blobby and plastic-y) but when you get into it you dont notice at all

The id tech engine is bonkers. Damn shame it's not used for way more games.

Re2 for the nintendo 64 moment

The fact that they've been doing this buffoonery ever since the N64 era with Resident Evil 2 and Conker's Bad Fur Day shows that Nintendo really want games for everyone (when affordability is available).

Toadsworth never died, Nintendo just promoted him to the company Merlin, which is why so many games run well now