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So many butthurt Americans because I posted this. I was excited to finally eat a salad after many weeks of avoiding them in the U.S. 💀💀💀 At least y’all aren’t butthurt from eating salad. 💩

Oh yea well *goes outside to set off explosives and shoot guns because freedom but is immediately killed by a cop*

I’m on a donut diet to avoid being poisoned by vegetables. USA!

I live in Cambodia and have been happily eating salads almost every day for years now 😂😂

I saw grape tomatoes for $1.88 & was thrilled to see their product of Mexico An entire wall of Taylor Farms bagged salads was on sale & not touched while all the Canadian/Mexican leaf lettuce & salad was nearly sold out Im angry my grocery store was selling TF w/o advertising it’s *that* lettuce

I do most of my shopping at local farmers markets this time of year thank God. Planning to revive my canning skills this summer to survive the winter season. I'm a salad junkie and I'm avoiding all produce from the corporate grocery stores. Shop local.

I'm in the US & I cannot. So, you're entitled to tell me to blow it out my ass, which might happen since I love salad.

BRAGGER.

Lucky!

I’m eating a salad because I can’t afford ozempic

I still have a salad most days, but Inbuy my lettuce from local sources. Seems to work (although it’s more expense)

Same for me, but for meat. And eggs. And dairy.

I’m eating salads in Hawai’i because I buy local produce rather than the stuff flown in from the continent

Are you trying to make us jealous?

Every time I eat salad(so,daily in the summer) I think how fortunate I am NOT to be in America & never have to go there,'cos it has become a 3rd world country!A hell hole run by pedophiles & criminals;lawless,disease riddled & degenerate🤮.A banana republic.Trump's accomplished much since 2016🤬

And you wonder why people don’t like you😂

Jealous!

To all the salad-craving Americans on here: if you have one in your town, go to a grower’s market for local produce

Lucky!

It just occurred to me that Scandinavia is actually 6 hours in the past.

Good one!

I'm jealous.

And I'm not butt hurt either

We are eating a lot of tomato/cucumber salads(home grown) and tomato/bread salads. Like our Nonnas made.

I miss salad

So can we. Way overreacting.

It's still gay as fuck in Europe too!

I miss salads…

I envy you. I want a salad…

Sure, rub it in.😁

you can still choke on it

Oh, we are way past salad these days. Lol

Is there a black market for Canadian lettuce I can tap into??

Lucky

I’m jealous!

And it’s not just lettuce to be avoided, as outbreaks have repeatedly been linked to fresh items eaten raw, including basil, cilantro, lettuce, salad kits, berries, snow peas, and green onions.

what fun is that?

Braggart 😏

I actually forgot and had one the other day. Still here, but I kinda feel like that was just...risky behavior 🤦🏾‍♀️ we've fallen so far, but I feel like we're not even at rock bottom yet

Takes 1-2 weeks for symptoms to kick in but I’m rooting for you

🙌👍

I'm in the US, eat salad from my backyard.

Same, except I already did. Then I went out & bought lettuce so I could continue to eat salad in the coming week. Also not in the US.

It's mainly just the price and availability of fertilizer due to the Iran blockade and some cheap farms have used raw manure. There's not much more mystery to it.

I eat fresh greens every day. I never eat bagged, pre-washed greens.

Grrrrr

I won’t live in fear!

Yep, me too, salads everyday. Wash veggies at home before Prep. Bought from the better markets...Not Taylor Farms. 👍

Yum! I’ve been eating cabbage, more than usual but still crave a good green salad.

I had a salad 3 times last week! Good times!

Ha! It means don’t call me about it. You’re self harming eating salad.

Hopefully not from a grocery store.

envious

I was born in the US, grew up, graduated from college, then left and moved to Canada on my own as a young adult. Best decision I ever made! Got a visitor visa, stayed with friends for a while, got a SSN, job, and then applied for permanent status. Eventually got my citizenship, so I'm dual now.

I can’t believe I’m typing this but one of the fastest growing trends is people taking classes on how to stop/intervene in mass shootings.

funny how people think Americans are just out shooting people when they're bored ts does NOT happen lil bro

Not a great looking salad tho

Lovely salad today from Mad Greens. I'll let you know how it comes out in a couple weeks.

So jealous. Haven't had a salad since 7/11 now. Man I miss it! After we ate our salads we monitored our "output" very closely, just to make sure for weeks. We don't have insurance, so we can't risk it.

Enjoy it! It's horrible not feeling you can buy ANY salad and trusting it to be safe...

🤣🤣🤣

I envy you. I ate a salad too today..as I was washing my prewashed , organic Spring mix and I looked at the various leaves, I was hoping there wasn't any poison hiding in those lovely Greens...Do we really need more stress here!!!!

I still wash my own lettuce (3X) because the birds leave presents.

Americans watching people eat salad in other countries.

Still doing this? I had a big salad for dinner last night. I'm fine.

I still eat salad in the US. And yes I did get explosive diarrhea and no I won’t ever stop being healthy no matter what the government says!

It’s there, too much to photograph

You are so wrong because I have been craving salads for a while. The last salad I had was in June and it was from Taylor salads. Now I don’t buy them anymore because I don’t trust the produce anymore.

I’m so jealous.

Some enterprising wit could build a whole tourism spiel,targeted at usa ppl, around salad delights in countries vigilant in food safety

I live in Portugal and eat salad all the time without worry.

Show off!

Jelly!!!!!!!

What's Diaper Donny done to salad? Is it just lettuce and leaves, or cucumber, radishes, tomatoes, etc too?

I ate one yesterday. Ceaser, from an actual large head of Romaine. Now I feel I should make a T-shitrt with, "I SURVIVED A SALAD" emblazened on it and start a support group. That's how American I am.

Here in the US we're paying billions of dollars in taxes and now with Trump and the Republicans we get nothing for it.

I’m loving Canadian grown salad greens. Taylor Farms products are all over 🇨🇦Canada’s stores… I stopped buying anything U.S.A in 2024 but I’ll be asking restaurants to omit lettuce/green onion/snap peas/fresh berries in my orders now as we can’t trust they aren’t using U.S. produce in their meals.🫩

Same here in Canada!! 🥗

"A few moments later" 🤭

So jealous

I avoided lettuce for weeks and then ate fresh jalepenos. My last week has been hell.

Quebec has great lettuce and they ship to the US but they won’t buy it as they think it carries that disease. It’s called Good Leaf here!

Please have one for me--I miss them.

You shut up.

This you? 😆😆😭

Had the best Chicken Cesare Salad, a few days ago from Stoneys in Oakville ON 🇨🇦!

I am shooting up heroin because I am in the USA and I can do that safely because RFK, Jr is an ex heroin addict who guarantees that heroin is safe.

Yeah, we suck. Well, at least around 80 million of us. 

Look at this global show-off...

I'm so envious right now.

I know the risk is there but slim, which is what I would be, if I did choose to partake, with my luck.. so not going back.. just yet.. 🫤 U.S. resident..! #Jealous

I’m eating the lettuce out of my garden

🤣

Show off! Our government has canceled all food regulations. And they can all eat shit.

Remember MAHA was going to get Americans eating healthy again. At this point, the healthiest foods we have are the highly processed foods, because the sickness and death is longer term than the “fresh” foods.

😂😂😞

Stop rubbing it in 😩

Ahahaha enjoy!

Enjoy!

I’m jealous

Yeah well you can stick it. Our salads come with Freedom Poops. 💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💩

Looks 😋

I guess you win the contest

Ummm…Symptoms of cyclosporiasis usually appear about one week after exposure, but they can start as soon as 2 days or as late as 2 weeks after ingesting the parasite. You may not be out of the woods quite yet, though I sincerely hope nobody contracts that horrific infection.

Risking your life like that.

Lucky you! Right now, I'm eating canned veggies, cause I know they were cooked well. I'm in the USA.

Enjoy while I salivate over here.