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you can see the ketamine in the finish

Cybertoupee 😂😂💀

Cars made from crap cannibalised car parts. Apparently.

They’re so ugly!

You would have to je deranged if you thinkmit looks good. Tesla also has terrible resale value!

Hideous

It looks like a hearse, which, given this history of the cybertruck and Musk, is pretty on point.

Yeah they really are hideous.

Sitting target.

Ugly as f*ck.

Tesla is making hearses now?

It's like is it trying to camouflage itself into an actual dumpster! 🤣

I heard they don't hold their value at all and they are a maintenance nightmare besides being hideous. Tesler can't sell any of them anymore. They're sitting on billions worth of unsold cyberfucks

I will say this for Elon'; he managed to make a vehicle uglier than the Pontiac Aztec.

🤮🤮🤮

Cyber-hearse?

See also “World War II German Ferdinand tank destroyer.”

Would like to see cybertruck in motion with the glued parts coming unglued and flying off into space heading to Mars.

It is pathetic, isn't it??

I grew up on a farm. Trucks were supposed to be for hauling "stuff," everything from livestock or equipment to seeds and fertilizer. How in the heck would you ever be able to get a couple of pigs in the back of that?

🤣🤣🤣

BRILLIANT & HILARIOUS 😂

donate a bunch of them to ICE then we can tell who they are

Deplorean.

Incel ride!

Lipstick on a pig

State of the art shit.

What a catastrophe

#NoTdouchelas!

You see this? Shaq’s out? youtube.com/shorts/6urW6...

The kidnap vehicle choice for sexual predators everywhere.

Mad Max called, they want their prop back.

MAGAts in EVs. Wow how things change.

If it got hit by a garbage truck you'd never know

I’m giving an honorable Oscar to whoever made this beautiful documentary short subject.

Holy Cow, that’s one ugly machine!

Looks like a hearse. An incredibly ugly hearse.

👍🏼🤘🏽

Uglier

Cyber-trucks are way uglier in person than in pictures.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Such poise, such.. ✨elegauwnce✨ is this narration.

I hate fuckers who block sidewalks like that.

🤭🤮

So damn ugly!!

Cyberdonk

The neighbor’s Garbage cans are more attractive & useful.

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

If you’ve heard of the Lamborghini Urus, this is the Tesla equivalent, the Anus

I see them EVERY DAY!! They are HIDEOUS!!

Are Cybertrucks the DeLorean of our day?

#TeslaTrash

They cannot just be leaving their dumpster blocking the sidewalk like that! I been hassled by the cops for less. Lol also I can see the panel gap from fully 20 feet away, JAYSUS, I guess that's what non-union glue-workers get you.

😂🤣😂🤣

Good for you.

Still ugly

It looks like a rolling dumpster. Whenever I see one driving this LOOK AT ME fugly vehicle I laugh and wonder how many times they've cut their arms or legs getting in and out of it.

Hol' on, that actually looks better somehow.

I always thought that they looked like futuristic trucks from bad 80’s sci fi movies.

Maybe 🍊🤥🤡 DJT should have called in all of musk’s hideous Tesla trucks/tanks for his pity parade! Less damage to DC streets & easier to run over peaceful protesters 😡 DCstreets need to be protected.Take photos of all military & National guards who are involved & NOT honouring their oath to 🇺🇸!

This car was designed by a “man” in his 50’s w/an adolescent mindset who thinks it’s “cool” to design a car that looks like a cartoon. I guess it appeals to likewise “men”.

Yuck!

They look terrible..there isn't one thing cool about this truck

I hate that the voice is AI, but I'm loving the Attenborough touch. 👌👏

Quite appropriate given the safety record

My new favorite account on BlueSky