Chad Wilson

Anonymity is like virginity, you only get to lose it once.

Have you noticed that Trump fires the incompetent women but keeps the incompetent men? I have.

This.

This guy has been and still is my ‘human university’. By that I mean he’s taught, inspired and echoed my inner thoughts & theories more than any other human I’ve ever come across. Here he is talking about humanity’s “circling the drain”. His name — GEORGE CARLIN.

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it

A Comfortable Man!!

so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer

Even samurai must still honour their superiors. 😸 #iaido #battojutsu #iaijutsu IG: @tanukibayashi Kamakura, Japan www.instagram.com/tanukibayash...

Onion's back in triage at the emergency vet, fingers crossed nothing serious is wrong and I hate to ask again after yesterday's visit, but I can't pay for the care he needs without help. My PayPal is jeeyon.shim@gmail.com and my Venmo is Jeeyon-Shim. Every little bit helps, thank you so much <3

Any athlete being paid by polymarket should be kicked out of their sport.

#Cat TV. #Cats

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

Having the reality of your illness denied “is almost as bad as the actual physical symptoms themselves.” Ed Yong, speaking about #LongCovid patients being disbelieved and dismissed, and how gender and racial bias affect their care.

If Ed Sheeran is feeling stressed I’m sure Robert Kraft has some good spa recs

I hate to do this again on the heels of his kidney obstruction but Onion got into a dangerous amount of garlic powder and I have to take him to the emergency vet. If you’re able to help us out a little, my Venmo is Jeeyon-Shim, and my PayPal is jeeyon.shim@gmail.com

the "wheres breakfast" club

Anecdotal to be sure, but many of the folks I've known who have Long Covid also have ADHD.

I, an old turtle, Will wing me to some wither’d bough

Things keep getting worse under RFK Jr

It's time to clean the catbox It's time to shovel crap It's time to sift used litter While the kitties take a nap

everybodys meowing for the weekend

A cat’s work is never done

The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.

Look at the happiest face!

Everyone please look at Marcel‘s perfect polkadot bean. 

an apple ceo's first "one more thing" incites in their body a deep release of physical pleasure otherwise only achievable by practitioners of the "Unyielding Viper School" of tantric self love

lol rofl

I still can’t believe that a nut job exclaimed, “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs” and millions of Americans said, “That’s the guy I want as president.”

I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

John Fetterman called in sick to avoid a meeting with three Pennsylvania paralyzed military veterans. Then he walked into the office less than an hour later to shoot a Fox News interview www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Cat drama: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Vs...

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on