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Smart, schools are, unfortunately, where people get gunned down.

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Oh, how sweat a memorial to the country that came before Trumpistan.

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You will be dragged into school by many not for your good but for their selfish interests.

Went to one of those private schools once where they teach school stuff AND god stuff, worst experience of my life, the kids were worse than public school

I don’t blame you. Have you SEEN the toilets?

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Republicans already kicked you out of their churches. Where will you go??

"KNOW IT ALL" 😏

Hey, God, We just want the daily threats to what we teach and how we teach it, along with the stress of entering our workplace after every damn shooting out of the schools as well. Can you part the seas and do this for your children?

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They’re germ-ridden places!

Please rescue us from the dudes who claim to be your followers!

I was gladly kick you out. I will ask you not to return.

Always happy to assist. ❤️

I mean, didn't you test out of even the highest level courses?

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Oh, You love You. That’s the nicest thought.

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They're dangerous. You could get shot.

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Some people pretend to reject you, but you don't even remember applying for their acceptance... 🤷🏽‍♂️

The U.K. has a historical and continuing problem with religion having a close relationship with the school system. In some areas it can be tricky to find a school without some kind of affiliation with the church, and it can cause serious conflicts of interest and interfere with the education.

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Yeah you might get shot.

Wait, why are you still in schools in Eastern Europe?🤣🤣

You're such a know-it-all. School is about more than just the facts. For instance think about emotional intelligence. You've always had a challenge with that. Your friends won't tell you--they don't want to get struck with lightning or boils or whatever--but it's true.

I hated school. One of the happiest days of my life was when I left school knowing I would never have to return.

Then how are you going to pick the winner of every high school football game?

No one is keeping God out of schools. They just are not allowed to shove any one religion down the throats of our children. They can all pray if they want to who they want.

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Yes I believe most major religions should be covered in schools to allow for diverse views to flourish. Removing an important facet of many people's lives from the public consciousness is how people lose their identity.

I took a religious history class, taught how all the religions came to be, where they originated, how they've changed over time. It was really cool, if they offered that to high school students, I'd be cool, but "worship or die" type classes about only Christianity is a hard no

I would have loved a world religions class in high school! There is seminary for Mormon students at the public hs I currently work in. It's wild

If you're omnipresent, aren't you there already? If you aren't ... isn't that false information and therefore shouldn't be in an educational institution? Why do religious groups feel the need to ASSIST an omnipotent being. Don't they think you can do anything yourself? You should smite them.

why would you be in schools? All you post is confirmation biased clickbait

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thank YOU

I can see the T-shirts now: God's Too Cool For School!

As an atheist I approve of this.

Let’s just say that if divine intervention was needed anywhere, it would definitely be in those lunch lines.

Here's your problem -

Well,depending on one's concept of God, if it's the omnipresent, underlying source of reality, then whoever said it was removed has one of those "lesser" gods in mind.

You are welcome in my kitchen, I ll feed you, or in the tv room, we can catch up on bad sisters together, but I think that s about it.

Can't blame you I don't want this fucking shit either

Someone has to protect them from the teachers who won't let them pee.

They'll probably underpay you too.

I hope that if we lose the Christmas Wars next year, we won’t all be forced to believe in Santa again.

Way too many trying to bring you back. 🤬

You are a busy man so I can see how you would need some time to yourself.

Exactly. You are everywhere. In schools, they sell their stuff with the label "god."

You could get shot there.

It’s not safe! Lol

Praise the Lord! For a moment there I was worried you’d seen me bitch-slap that first grader.

Right? Who wants to get shot after all?

Do your work, sir.

They're full of germs and unvaccinated kids. Blech.

No religion in school; no sleeping in church.

I love you.

That’s what private religious schools are for.

But God is supposed to be omnipresent, so I don't see the problem.

How's that recognition of being the teacher goin for ya?

My God!

God in schools, when god in churches doesn’t work?

God, I don't blame you. You have to be a saint to hang around a grade 5 class all day.

This is the word of The Lord.

I say, it’s OK to learn about you in school, but there are other places to practice.

What's long and hard on God? Grade three...

And not just the big companies, it's time to start boycotting Maga owned small businesses and Maga owned. local businesses. Home Depot and Walmart won't feel it, the little guys will. That's who needs to have a message sent. In my opinion.

God ... why did you create this glorified book club and set them up on us?

He doesn't have time to be in school because he's in all those bedrooms. Hey-oh!

You're about to be in every school thanks to Trump. Seriously smiting is still an option.

Imaginary gods are much better at flying around in heaven 😇

You’re You Damn right we did!

Like God needs schooling…🤣😅🤣

God, If I believed in you, I'd think you ought to be a one-liner stand-up comedian along the lines of Rodney Dangerfield. In any event, keep those jollies comin' our way.

Sunday school was an opportunity for parents to have a lie-in. I don't blame them.

What a stupid statement

My condolences I had a nice nun who could diagram a sentence into infinity. She's still probably doing it on her way to heaven. I was an A math student from day one-until evil Sister Donna and Algebra. That woman couldn't have taught remedial 1st grade math. My only D ever came from her. 🤬

I love you, God...even though you don't exist.

Republicans are saying: "We must teach about God in our schools, so our children will get a moral education" Why ? Never helped teaching about God in churches, did it ?

Excellent bedrock of democracy edict, O Lord!

Of course God didn’t want to be in public schools. I wouldn’t either, I mean you’re more likely to get shot in a school than an active war zone.

Thank you god.

Thank you my god. But I could easily debunk you. Lol. You keep us sane.

Ah. Yes. I definitely misunderstood that one.

We don’t want you in politics either. Sorry not sorry.

Love love love it...

Can you make your wishes more obvious to your peeps in Texas and Oklahoma… they are not getting the message

Okay outed pedo

Why do people believe in god?

Get your mom to call the principal.

You might get shot, and you're not even an insurance CEO!

Texas wants you in the worst way :)

No one does

I live in Europe, Lord. By and large, we are not part of the problem.

Well keep you in Sunday School.

Nor should you. Way to go, God.

You don't belong there. Go back to Church.

Dude, you can exist in the schools just do so like you do everywhere else - without a fucking trace of evidence for your existence (well, except on BSky of course!)

We love ya, man, but you ain’t gotta be everywhere!

To be fair, yer honor, your record with education has been a bit spotty. We started without books or schools, then political ideologies got in there. Yes, keeping His Honor out of schools may give us a chance to educate the little ones. And, it's not a sin. :-)

That's right! Dude did his time with algebra... now set him free!! FGS (For George's Sake)!!

Actually, I am not confused, and you are correct! Which goes back to my original point: What is the only way they can diddle little kids and get away with it? Anyone? Anyone? Bring God into it.

WE WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE INSTEAD

Silent ones.

I mean we’re doing a really bad job of it 😧

Thank You!!!!!!!

@godpod.bsky.social have you specified which God you are? Because there are millions!!

Yes you do. But it must be a choice.