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Or don’t give kids cancer. JFC.

Feels like any mythology or gods would be

I am an atheist, and I fully agree with God on this point.

Glad to hear that. When you gonna do something?

Thank you!

Thank you, God. I wasn't sure your stance given the BS the religious right profess. Now then, what's your stance on fried eggplant?

More denouncing idolatry, moral decay and social injustice is what you need mate! The sort of stuff we see around us everyday of our lives. Call a few new prophets to rant and rave about it and You will be right back to no 1 again in no time!

Very much so. Something about children with cancer he doesn’t like.

Time for a few miracles then. Convince Trump and his cabinet they can walk on water, then take away the miracle just as they get the furthest from the support boat. I promise I'll light at least a couple of candles.

And how do feel about deporting young children with cancer and cutting them off from life saving treatment?

Well, he and his family can’t run charities in New York anymore because they siphoned the donations for sick kids to their own pockets, so there’s that…

Dear God Go f yourself as you could stop this shit. Unfollow

How about you end cancer?

Do Something... March, protest, Picket, call your followers, Perform a miracle.. rid of us this meddlesome prick

So am I ✋🏻

If there really is a God, why do children get cancer?

I’m pissed off against defunding any cancer research!

Bite me. You two never did anything for anyone but drink their wine and eat their bread

Are any of your other personae or siblings or offspring or ancestors against the defunding of childhood cancer? (Just asking for the billions of people who don’t believe your way… or for whom Josue was just another young Jewish hippie good deed doer.) 😉

Amen god & Jesus!

Maybe don’t create cancer in the first place

Are you saying that out thoughts and prayers are worthless?

Yes, but between you, you've allowed kids cancer to be a thing. Why was that?.

Well, the new Pope may not be Catholic and might disagree.

All decent humans are against the defunding of childhood cancer treatments

+ breast and ovarian cancer research

Screw you, you liberal.

As are all decent people

Shouldn't have invented it then.

I think it's time you accept you put too much faith in humanity and go ahead and cure it. Humans may have all the tools & potential but they're too selfish to go all in unless it's their child or costs don't cut into their greed 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or just kick this rock into the sun

If they find a cure for cancer, people would have no incentive to avoid cancer.

As is everyone but the GOP and the cheato 34 regime.

Please, smite them. Americans don't seems upset enough to do anything about it.

Much like the supreme court giving that shitbird immunity... Jesus apparently died for MAGAs sins sooooo. This is kind of on you guys.

Hence, the call for smiting!

How about HG? What does the Holy Ghost think about it?

Thanks for the feedback. I mean he’s the omniscient god, right?

PREACH 🙌🏼

Why did you create cancer to start with?

As a childhood cancer survivor thanks. We need so much more research.

Hi God! We are very much against Trump and his cabinet too.

! Conservatism Lies! !! Conservatism Oppresses!! !!! Conservatism Harms!!! !!!! Conservatism KILLS!!!!

You SAY that ..

How do you feel about adult cancer research?

God, why did you give some a brain if research isn’t needed?

It's time for some good old-fashioned smitin' - don't hold back!

Why is god such a dirty commie

I stand with God and Jesus

Yeah...but you also created childhood cancer, soooooooo

Me too

You have humans worshipping false gods down here. Please come save us

If the Holy Spirit is also against this outrage, we are all agreed.

Same God…same😞

I’m pretty sure it’s not God & Jesus Trump & MAGA are working for. 👿 You’re far to “woke”!

You guys are like that.

I am the devil and I agree.

Ahem...MIRACLES! HELLO!

Im with you guys.

I assume the Holy Spirit is also on board so I just want you to know that I totally agree with you in all three of your manifestations.

♥️

Turn the other cheek my ass 🤯😆😋

Get smiting!

Who really cares what you and Jesus think cause you and he are not real.

The people making these decisions are not Christians

And what would you 2 know about evangelical Christianity

I thank you for giving us cancer so that we could cure it. I'm sorry we've failed to do so up to this point, and instead we've created a billionaire race to space.

LOL

Do something. You're God. There's no point to allowing what going on to continue.

I told my congregation 45 was a Nazi. I was right.

... or reducing the number of toys a child can own. Right?

We should NEVER forget how he honored a child cancer survivor during his State of the Union-but so inhumanly defunded research to help find cures. America this is a low cost-as the return on lives saved & drugs/ therapies sold at market is an enormous. Education is man’s greatest barrier!👇👇

USA is modern, civilized & advanced, with what was-the most powerful economy- now reduced to unproductive & stupid. Hundreds of People come down with cancer daily, why stop research? Why stop us from coming up with cures? Yes, that’s Trump on Uncle Sam’s back! You know him & RFK are the real Cancer!

what about the holy spirit?

Always nice when fictional characters are in favor of good things.

If you were a proper god then there would be no need for cancer research as you could eliminate cancer forever.

Can I join that club? -the defunding of childhood cancer -the end of Head Start -the defunding of Meals on Wheels #CRUELTY

God, could you please ask Jesus if he could have a 'come to Jesus moment' with that HHS guy named Kennedy? Much appreciated!

Since you're a God, why don't you just get rid of all cancer immediately?

I know I may be going out on a limb, and that this is an assumption, but I assume that you’re also against defunding preschool for poor children as well

Like Father, like son?

💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯

Can confirm.

But the felons followers say they do it in your name. That must be infuriating

God God bless you.

Yeah, so he says:

Thank God!

I think it is cruel and inhumane to end any disease research

Is God against Trump being Pope too? I would think God may have thrown up in his holy mouth.

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙👍👏

Jesus and you and a whole lot of others!! smdh

You need to zap RFK Jr with a lightning bolt

👍

You could end cancer, no?

Then do something, already! Aren't you supposed to be omnimpotent or something?

Then maybe stop giving children cancer.

What about the Holy Ghost? Have you lost the spirit?

Still no lightning strikes...

I know, right? So are most of us but the rich don't care about sick children, women (whose studies for middle/elder diseases) or anyone else! That's why none of the Health Dept's are allowed to alert us to any diseases in our food or release studies

So are Satan and I. ✌️

Just a question God-dude....which God are you.

Why give cancer, nobody here got a rational answer..

Hi God, can you remind the world that Trump has never been baptized, literally no evidence. Which means, according to Christian "Doctrine", he doesn't get into Heaven when he dies, and it's a one-way ticket to Hell. Which is good news for you because you'll never have to deal with him at the gates

Even satan is against that.

Sad that it’s something that needs to be said 🥺

The letter J didn't exist until 500 years ago. Always wanted to ask, why did you rename Yeshua Ben Yusuf to Jesus 1500 years later? Thx God 💜

I’m certain that you’re also against the new laws allowing child labor in 1 out of 10 American states.

Is that the Eleventh Commandment?

If you could kindly move from all knowing to all powerful, we'd be grateful.

We need cancer research! So far, Japan has Japan Children's Cancer Group.

This is why I follow the Satan account but the God account Satan is the bad guy but he posts funny things God is supposed to be the creator of all things and the good guy, but created the bad thing he says he is against Do better God

Me too, God. 😢

If JC returned he would be appalled. He would be considered woke, an immigrant, crazy and deported to El Salvador

Well SEND back the LION now!! WTF man!

Does Jesus know about vitamin D?

Maybe you could look into smiting anyone who went along with that decision?

And they prayed to God, "Please give us a miracle against cancer!" And God said, "I gave you all these fucking scientists! What the fuck did you do with all of them?"

God, got any of those 2 bears hanging around who mugged those children harassing the bald guy? Yeah, I got a job for them if they're available. See, there are these kids known as the DOGE Boys. They are harassing good God-fearing people mercilessly. Especially Big Balls. Send in the bears. Amen.

God, those eye look mighty lit 🔥. Activate them laser beams. 😂

So are the rest of us.