SiviSpacePumpkin

Posting mid is great, like shouting into the Void but the Void doesn’t think about you at all

Who gets to be Bear Stearns in the collapse before the bailouts start untangling the new CDOs

Funny that they rushed out the IPO the week after a security honcho assured us the cybersecurity tsunami will eventually end because we’ll all be using open source models within 18 months

I am praying for the blorida dummymander 🕯️🙏🕯️

I confess, I read the whole thing. Not about Brazil, it’s entirely about Bill Maher

Three stupid robots navigating our streets stupidly but also the little one is cute, might get seen in one later

The lines alone aren’t enough to guide me, I need that oil drip trail in the center to see what everyone else does here

We need public transportation nerds on this right away, this is definitely giving ideas to the trump admin Keep an eye on public transportation in red-controlled battlegrounds, expect lots of sudden service calls for the fleet, or whatever they think they can get away with

I love that he’s been doing this bit for 2+ years and I still have no idea what point he’s trying to get across because I’ve never watched a whole segment or heard the backstory. Also please don’t tell me, this is blissfully hilarious

Elon: listen, I’ll give you the $158M for your loser ass election but before you go you gotta do this thing

American press (not you Phil) and the president ordering all the code reds

the internet is about watching cybersecurity disasters on your phone slowly get closer and closer until you're the one having the cybersecurity disaster

Crush him

Upon leaving office every President should do a four-year prison term, just in case.

press 4 to pay respects

Me, out here watching all of you repairing the entire internet but given only 1 day to do it

Why’d they name it Pretty Hackable Protocol, sounds doomed

Gotta say, helpdesk wasn’t very helpful today. I think they lost money on Kalshi or something

I’ll never not believe that trump ordered the code red here, he hates this guy

I updated my conda today and the certs were all dated 10/19 so checkmate hackers, we fixed this days ago while you weren’t looking

Wait, the crypto bros broke the internet with the number 4? I’m not following

Help peer defeat Daniel

How’s everyone’s day so far

The fallout when Musk doesn’t get his pardons because trump lost the midterms is going to be delicious If you didn’t get the “get out of jail free” card before he’s gone, your last best hope is immunity. When you’re a star (witness) they let you do anything

> build me a secure software thingy, then try to hack into it. do not build a back door. use sonnet 5 to build it, fable 5.1 to hack it, and make Mythos watch

Just realized they’re gonna release his clock drawings as part of his (incapacitated) defense if he makes it that far

We are going to win

hell yeah time to make me some dayshine

Oh man he is definitely skimming Elon’s money I wonder what he tells himself his cut should be

I would get leg extensions to make myself 7’4” and buy the Lamborghini Dècaptor

What is this phenomenon called, when QTs absolutely crush but the other metrics are good too

Hahaha she should’ve said no

Happy Friday everyone, it’s been one helluva Zacharia

Guys it’s 2026 can we please stop falling for his BS.

Poppin it Washin it ‘Bout to go & get some compliments

“That’s your job” I dare not speak those words at home, so woe to my coworkers

I mean, it helps if the perp monetizes his confession, but not always

Jfc you can buy it??

Ngl I’m looking forward to two more years of his very public decline under ever increasing pressure