BandedHawk

Not my typical thing to post - but this is making rounds for whatever reason. One of Musk’s baby mothers shared some goodbye letter to him after he unfollowed her, which apparently means a breakup in the universe. Anyway. If you fancy, here it is.

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One would think that given the long history of sexual misconduct at Cornell, that maybe the adults would look seriously into any claims and apply the appropriate penalties. Sadly, I see only layers of trash.

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Is it possible to suffer from early onset stupidity? Asking for no particular reason...

The US now has access to more than half Australia’s military bases – could it drag the country unwillingly into war?

Don't you sometimes wish there really was a Beekeeper program?

How much time do you think you'd get for waging a biological war on a nation while defunding healthcare for the most vulnerable? Just spitballin' here...

More importantly, what's the Wendat term for stupid f*cktard? Just curious...

I'm almost positive there is a geological feature in the U.S. known as the Pinnacle of Stupidity.

Still waiting for Nuremberg Trials 2.0...

Lake Ontario was adopted from the Indigenous languages of the region, specifically the Huron-Wendat and Iroquoian terms oniatarí:io or kanadario, meaning "lake of shining waters". The province took its name from the lake. It tracks that the ass-wipe wouldn't honor the First Nations peoples.

The orange one is tearing the people's house apart so Canadians don't have the pleasure of doing it again...

I guess some people don't want to be overshadowed by the U.S...

Thanks to everyone who came out for my conversation about my book, The Fix, with Sophia Boyd-Fliegel to support KHOL community radio in Jackson Hole, WY.

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So... over 50% of the population...

The second law of thermodynamics dictates that heat will flow from the hotter body to the cooler one until thermal equilibrium is reached... Remember this when using fans. Stay safe.

Wow. Someone just suggested that the 250th anniversary of the country's founding was validation that the American experiment in democracy was still a going concern and that the checks and balances were still working.

1.6%. It feels like an important number.

All I have to say - "Fuck Bari Weiss."

With Team Canada Strong, we’re making it easier for young Canadians to start a career in the skilled trades – to build the ports, bridges, and homes that will build Canada strong.

So... I guess the U.S. is going to create its own Christian religion...

So... umm, I take it this was not about freeing the people from the yoke of oppression, or regime change...

Nice cover.

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The creativity & the signs yesterday were epic. The fight for democracy that’s ahead of us is going to have to be too joycevance.substack.com/p/well-done-...

80% is grift, the other 20% is snake oil 😏 US expands Golden Dome cost estimate to $185 billion, enlists top defense firms | Reuters share.google/FXImM1COE9DN...

NPR found the DOJ Epstein release had mismatched serial numbers. Dozens of cataloged pages appear to be missing. Now Congress says FBI interviews with a Trump accuser may have been withheld. But DOJ told Congress nothing was hidden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsORTLGZ2OY

This tariffs loss at the Supreme Court should surprise no one. The legal flaw was always obvious. The Court has been tightening limits on presidential economic power for years and this case fits squarely in that trend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChtuaevOTFo #SupremeCourt #Tariffs #ShanWu

I heard the Editor-in-Chief at CBS News is Barely Wise.

Happy Lunar New Year! Wishing everyone health, happiness, and prosperity in the year ahead. May this new year bring fresh beginnings, renewed hope, and success to you and your loved ones.

I don’t know whether reports of an affair between Noem and Lewandowski are true, but they are more than “salacious” “gossip.” If true, they could be used as leverage over the official charged with protecting our homeland security. Clearances get denied for such things. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Can someone be suffering from their own derangement syndrome? Asking for no particular reason.

I feel like every time I look around, there are so many people in positions of trust and power who are clearly lying or taking underhanded actions solely for their own benefit and pleasure, particularly to the detriment of others. Maybe we should be making better choices?

Scientific relapse is the saddest and most stupid thing I have witnessed in my lifetime. Measles is an awful and potentially fatal disease. Playing roulette with your children's lives is your failure as a parent.

ICYMI: On The Joy Reid Show tonight, we unpack how Bad Bunny won the weekend, while MAGA failed even at segregation. www.youtube.com/live/ugeDXgo...

Why did Trump move Ghislaine Maxwell to a Club Fed? She was sentenced to 20 years in prison for trafficking and raping children. He didn’t just move her. He gave her a puppy. I want the press to ask this question every single day. Not just of Blanche and Bondi. Ask Trump.

Really. The administration has jumped the shark. No one can ever take a country that allowed this to pass seriously. Lurching from one disaster to another is not a healthy way to live.

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Instead of chasing quixotic wealth taxes, those who want the rich to pay their fair should focus on this: low capital gains rates under-tax a huge portion of income for the highest-earning Americans. cc: @taxfoundation.bsky.social

Award of the Order of Merit to US President Joe Biden... www.bundespraesident.de/SharedDocs/V...

I've come to the conclusion that if you live long enough, you will witness humans try the same dumb thing at least twice in different generations...

The Timberwolves may have signed that insipid CEO statement, but their chaplain is spitting fire