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Who would not want to see it in a coffin (not the eye)?

Sooner the better

Well, They Might Be Giants has the perfect song for that! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...

Nope. He didn't like to pay when he was alive, he's gonna pay when he's dead?

He wants to be buried at Arlington Cemetery. Security courtesy of the US govt. Grifting beyond the grave.

Stop teasing...if only.

Trumps funeral would defiantly created a reason for a mega party .

Before you do, plunge a wooden steak through where his heart is supposed to be. Just to make sure.

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Accurate

😂

That’s probably who he’s talking to Obama about!!!

Oldest daughter’s college friends still celebrate the death of Reagan every year.

Except he could close the casket

Such an insecure loser!

I think I know why President Obama laughed. Trumputin said: I hope I get this much love when I pass😂

Trump would never do this, he's afraid that Melania or one of his kids would nail the coffin shut just like they did for Ivana.

Apparently, Trump wouldn't shut the Hell up during most of Jimmy Carter's actual funeral service. As usual, Trump wanted to make it all about himself.

🤣

Instant classic!

haven't we seen this movie before #planettitanic #humanextinction #societalcollapse #trump

From your lips to God's ears.

I wouldn't put it past him.

I thought this was satire

As long as the bit about him being dead is true, I don't care if the rest of it is lies.

Can't wait till he's dead and buried on the back nine,

It is a shame it is not for real.

i'm all for it as long as he stays in the box

Trump was quoted as saying, "I've died many times. I died like nobody has ever seen before. Like my phonecall, it was perfect."

Who else is praying for a closed casket?

Spoiler alert: it looked like this

The road to fascism is lined with people telling you you're overreacting.

And what crime did hitler commit? Oh. That's right. Attempting a coup.

His upcoming "Victory Rally" is suspect as well.. In 1933, Hitler also held a rally called "Rally of Victory" 😳

Wouldn't put it past him. Also wouldn't put it past him to tape his eulogy and have it played at his funeral

Hahaha

If only

Trump to announce that he is annexing Vatican City … so his cholesterol related funeral will be on steroids …

Ahhh, if only…

That is FUNNY.

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Makes me think of that line in Heavy Metal, "the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated!"

If only...

Good one. 😂Thanks for posting.

If only...

Don't give him any ideas!

Don’t tease

lmaoooooo

With a leopard skin lining on the inside.

I'd go to his funeral to urinate in the coffin.

See, now you’re just being mean. To us.

🤣🤣

The earth will shake in celebration when that fat lump of turd grease stops existing

This could happen.

All he had to do was look straight

Melania accidentally nails the coffin lid shut. Oopsies!!!

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Imma need you to start each satire post with SATIRE because I honestly can't tell what's real and what isn't any more.

Dear The Onion writers, when it comes to DT we do not know when you are being sarcastic. Please add an emoji.