Miranda Johnson

Miranda Johnson

@mstchick.bsky.social

Puerto Rican chef, crafter, and novelist from NJ. I love reading, writing, & crafting. FJL CF4L Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien. Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.

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I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.

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Replying to @sidneymorss.bsky.social

The White House does not just want more babies, it wants more white Christian babies that will keep white women barefoot, and pregnant and out of the workforce, with no power, enslaved to their husbands who can then rape them and beat them at will. I’m a doctor. Fuck that shit.

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[shakes fist at sky] KLOBUCHAR!!

Rachel Levinson-Waldman@rlevinsonwaldman.bsky.social

Things are moving quickly, but it looks like these Sen's especially need calls from *constituents* to vote NO on cloture: Angus King (ME) Amy Klobuchar (MN) Jacky Rosen (NV) Brian Schatz (HI) Maggie Hassan (NH) Jeanne Shaheen (NH) Gary Peters (MI) Capitol switchboard is 202-224-3121.

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Malagruze [MAL-uh-grooz] (v.) - To put into disorder or disarray; to harm physically. - To cause havoc to; to disarrange, put into disarray. Used in a sentence: “If you don’t pay me back by the end of the week, I’m going to send Gunther over here to malagruze your face.”

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After 1,000 National Park Service employees were abruptly fired on February 14, staff banded together to signal “dire distress” by draping an upside-down American flag from the 3,000-foot summit of Yosemite’s iconic El Capitan monolith.

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I spent over 200 hours writing a book on penguins and the publisher refused it! they said I have to write it on paper!

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It's always been the case that "buying" an ebook from amazon was only actually a loan they could rescind at any point, but lately Amazon have gone harder on this, and it is 100% so that they can wipe banned books from your libraries without your consent. Buy direct from authors. Get your files.

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Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck

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Abortifacient herbs Okra Licorice root Rue Wormwood Calendula Safflower Angelica Mugwort Pennyroyal These won’t replace the operation BUT you can make a tea blend with these and sip throughout your cycle and avoid being a Handmaiden.

🎀 Nerdy Barbie 🧠@literallylyss.bsky.social

So now that a federal abortion ban is officially on the table; you absolutely should stock up on generic plan b and plan c, delete your period tracking apps, and STOP telling doctors/hospitals when your last cycle was (say you don’t know). If you buy a pregnancy test, pay in cash!!!