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DOGE: Demons Of Greed and Evil

Who are these two to determine a person's worth? Trump and Musk are the new Worth Police, and wow is that scary.... thomascastelnau.substack.com/p/meet-trump...

Take. Him. Out. ...of our government institutions.

And he’s high as a 🪁

This guy has got to go!

This is kind of really sad, actually

All performative ! 5% attrition every year retirement . Freeze hiring . Real evaluation of agencies could cut 10%.The deficit is is not being cut unless you address, SS, Medicaid, defense interest, and veterans. But all off the table so this is just cruel and disgusting sham ! Shame on US

You are looking at cancer right there.

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USA USA USA!! 😕

Sadly, very real right now. Oncologists are already having to tell patients who might have benefited from an upcoming clinical trial that the trial now won’t be available because of these cuts. Cancer patients will die.

DOGE BALLBUSTER: AMERICANS WANT MUSK TO SLASH DOGE, THEN SLASH HIS OWN THROAT. Economist/YouGov Poll Doge, Musk and other Atrocities Musk 42% approve, 52% disapprove CFPB 50% approve, 19% disapprove EPA 62% approve `19% disapprove fortune.com/2025/02/21/d...

This man is totally insane.

Can’t make billions off the dead.

Nice!

Disgusting

Poetic Justice will be that he dies of cancer.

Conservative estimate, imho

Fuck that PARASITIC TRAITOR ASSHOLE.

Now you are just breaking our hearts.😭

Keep in mind that about 1% of the general population meets the clinical criteria for psychopathy. Several leaders and "thinkers" fit this description (extreme lack of empathy). We all know who they are. They should be officially diagnosed and declared unfit for office.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I am afraid the Onion may lose their job to current administration.

youtu.be/QngGvHTOKh4 The energy we need.

Oh, I remember the days when you were funny.

"EE" the Shooting Star is so burnt (life style) he will not live to board his Mars flight. FT>

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It’s funny ‘cause it’s true!

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Jeder Nazi ist ein Hurensohn

This isn’t even satire

17 you say

I preferred it when The Onion was satire and not reporting the government's perceived successes 😭

Elon will take all the research and have his people finish the work and then claim he did the work. Talk about a fathead POS Elon take’s the cake.

He’s such an arrogant charlatan. The only thing he’s successfully been able to do is destroy companies or the ones that are successful are propped up by government subsidies. He’s doing to the government what he did to X. Unbelievable.

He paid so much for those hair plugs. It’s a shame he covers them with that stupid hat

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Stage IV cancer thriver here. I'm only alive because of Medicaid.

I try not to think of it right now. Just so fucking disgusting for anyone to do shit like this.

#NotSatire

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Alzheimers breakthrough also averted. But ,by damn, Elon got his $8m A DAY to blow up rockets mid air. That's what's important.

I never expected to say this, but The Onion is bringing it and I'm here for it. 👍

I’d laugh, but it might not really be parody.

The Ketamine Queen is at it again.

I think you'll find it's pronounced DÔGÉ (dodgy).

It’ll always be doggy to me

Doge Doom Squad.

Phew. How's it coming with the FAA? Did we not have a plane crash today? Chop chop.

Where is the satire? That is just reality right now.

And there’s this…

Yeah, like elections & court justices 😉

How is he not just constantly punched in the face? My fists lash out of their own accord whenever I see that fat pasty mug.

Can you confirm that doge has already cost $40 million? That appears to be less than it has saved by making all those Americans unemployed.

Whoops, looks like the tumor on top of Musk‘s neck will go metastatic

This would be hilarious if not for being so diabolical. Billionaires should be taxed out of existence

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Elon is aiming for at least 420

He’s such a creepy crawler.

You guys should use the Alex Jones show you bought to tell real news stories that sound fake. Like this one. And all the recent news.

I hate the muskrat! He looks like a diseased ball sack.

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair." (Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson) I believe Hamilton would say the same to Elon Musk.

Well the shit that Elonia and Orange are pulling, you cannot make up.

It's not The Onion that has changed, don't blame Tim.

Image of Elon Musk wearing a black MAGA hat. Caption reads: “17 cancer research breakthroughs successfully averted”

1 botched penis enlargement

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SAVAGE please keep up the good work.

Dammit, Onion! Stop saying true stuff!

Way to go douche!

Why DOGE found so many people that are 150 years old and benefit from social security ? Many government systems were write n in COBOL. When a birthdate was unknown, the system often assigned January 1, 1875 (or another default historical date) January 1, 1900 (another common placeholder) 😂😂😂

500 nuts taps had me dying man oh man

So doge is saving maybe millions $ by stopping research. How about gaining billbions by making sure tesla, google, apple, amazon, meta and their owners pay fair taxes?

I hope many republicans depend on those breakthroughs.

...it is interesting, the immigrant DOGE dude chose NOT to ploiferate his innovations in his native Apartheid land? Wonder why he chose to IMMIGRATE💩🙉 Was it for better economic opportunities? Like most immigrants that enter the US? What is Homan going to do in a few weeks if no more come in🙁

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Also number of bastard children

hitler

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Sadly, this is more true than you know.

Big pharma thanks you. Muskrat

Too real, Onion!

muskrat you are an evil monster.

I guess that's to keep the research from eliminating this one giant cancer.

You kunt, go back to South Africa and fuck up your country of orange as your bum chum calls it.

Why did they let this parasite stay in America?

This doesn’t seem like satire

😫 please print positive news in the hopes of manifesting it!!

I can't stand to look at this guys face. Just yuk. I am so turned off by the face. It's tough to read the article.

Maybe all the kids that will die from malnutrition or disease would have grown up to be Hitlers. Ever think of that? Precog muskrat saves us all.

I work in a public research neuroscience lab, and my boss is hopeful that we won't see our funding cut, but with Neuralink being a thing I'm skeptical we won't see the ax, too.

Sad

You should realize you have a problem when you give control of your country to a narcissist with dementia and a ketamine added addict with autism. When you say God Save America, it's no joke, he is your final hope

I would hope he would need one of those undiscovered cures one day, but that’s not fair to anyone else who need the same cure.

Can you please revert back to biting sarcasm and social critique? This straight news thing isn’t working for you

The Onion for the win.

As someone with cancer, who is also participating in a clinical trial, this really makes me angry.

bit.ly/DOGEBALLS2025v1

Thank you, Onion for pointing out the silver lining in cancelling so many research grants!

Too close to the truth.

DOGE = Department Of Gigantic Egos.

Trump and elon are gleefully.Hurting people. And calling it justified progress. They were better ways to trim agencies in our government.. They had to do it in the loud and vulgar way. Because that's who they are. They haven't mentioned the price of living or groceries,

Whew, was afraid somehow cancer was going to be canceled, but crisis averted.

This is the reason that the fuhrer Donld Trump and his evil minion Elon Musk wants to take your rights away, by saying; " I want to do away with the 14th amendment!" by losing your constitutional right! He can now throw you into these Interment camps or FEMA CAMPs! Wake up!

Elon is the patent holder, after all. For Cancer

?? Number of Lives lost as a result ……………………………………………………..