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OMG I thought this was real for a second 😭😂

Gestapo

Too close to reality 😬

Not far fetched

Not a joke. Bet this could/would happen.

I almost fell for this, but that says more about the alternative reality we’re living through

It's funny I guess, but it feels like it makes it easier to do nothing about these abductions

One time, in band camp…

That’s some really dark humor there.

It's getting more difficult to separate parody from actual events.

This is gonna be one of those cases where The Onion gets proven 100% correct, isn't it?

John, joking apart, Trump is following the Putin template where dissension is concerned - for ‘the Gulag’ read ‘El Salvador’

Absolutely horrendous!!!

'T ain't funny, McGee. Too close to reality.

i know it’s become a bit to say “i had to check that this was the onion” but i actually did have to check

That’s too believable these days…..

Thanks for calling out Ithaca - one of my favorite places but goddamn are they bending the knee @cornelluniversity.bsky.social can't wait for your international students to take their money and leave

Don't do this. Nothing funny here.

Be less believable, then it'll be more funny and less depressing.

Hey look you're not supposed to post real stories

You can tell this is satire by the fact they got to have a tour before the ICE vehicle

Too soon

It'll happen for real tomorrow. Yup: sad.

🎯

OK, you almost got me with that headline

I gotta stop reading the Onion as if it was the newspaper.

It's become really hard to make true satire.

...for Prospective Law, Health Care, Journalism, and Education Majors.

That knocked the wind out of me

How dare yew

Duke should be fine with this, since they didn’t slap any Duke branding on the car.

I know that the Onion is satire, but too close to truth for me

Trump musk go, now Willingly or by force We all know it won’t be willingly, so be it.

Oooh, that one's dark!

It might🤔

This one is too close to the mark…..

Gold

Hell, these days we don't know if it's real factual news or The Onion. They both blur together.

It’s April fools so the onion has decided to report real life news

Fuck this article because I almost ate the onion. Good job the onion!

Ouch

I had to look twice to confirm this wasn’t the NYT.

Sad but true.

Don’t give them ideas!

Too real

There is nothing remotely funny about this.

I swear at this point all you're doing is giving the bastards ideas. I'm glad I spotted your logo, because I was having no trouble believing.

This is where satire has to go now. It's not funny. It's just sad. It's sad because this is where we are as a country.