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Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

Can't wait to read Liz Truss's new book.

It's 55 years since Michael Caine beat up Alf Roberts

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Me in The Independent just now. Link to article —> www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Happy 54th anniversary of the day Roger Moore recorded this in his Live and Let Die filming diary www.google.co.uk/books/editio...

“How much time do you think this defense secretary spends looking in the mirror in the morning? These are not serious people” — Obama’s audience in Ohio is hanging on every word as he skewers Trump and Hegseth

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ From time to time I like to repost this seminal exchange between Professor Stanley Unwin and Peter Hawkins, the voice of Bill and Ben. 

The Reform Party was reeling this week, after an ITV exposé captured a Reform councillor on camera making comments that were immediately disowned by the party leadership. The councillor, who is now in hiding, was caught on film being neither racist or sexist. From the new Private Eye, in shops now

The lineup for this year's Celebrity University Challenge looks a bit disappointing.

You don’t fight fascists by pretending their ‘concerns’ are ‘legitimate’.

Harry Brook's 202 is the 14th double century in men's ODIs, the first for England, the fastest (both in terms of balls taken to 200 [114] and strike rate in the whole innings [174]) - and the first to end in defeat. The previous highest score in a losing cause is CK Coventry 194*.

“WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING POPPY??!!”

[1990] Vic Reeves Big Night Out - Surreal comedy series starring Reeves and Mortimer. It was effectively a parody of the variety shows which dominated the early years of television, but which were, by the early 1990s, falling from grace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5ywjUjeSVA

Alexei Sayle's Stuff (20th October 1988). "Well, we apologise for the absence of Alexei Sayle in this week's edition of Alexei Sayle's Stuff. We're attempting to right the problem, but in the meantime the programme will continue in Leslie Crowther only".

Chaos in Washington The new Private Eye is out now.

#farage #reform #putin #russia

It‘s egregious. it’s preposterous. It’s delicious. savage me baby. bring me to life www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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If anyone would like to see a short video of a Guinea Pig doing the one thing our national rail providers seem incapable of doing by providing a fast, cost-effective and reliable train service, this is your lucky day.

Occasionally twitter still delivers

On the birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.

It seems that Nigel Farage has taken the hint and has decided to spend more time in his constituency of Clacton. So much so that he has bought a new house for himself and his family in the local area:

Monday nights at 8 pm is not for everyone #nufc

Public executions were not abolished out of tenderness towards the criminal. They were abolished because of the effect on the people watching, and the dangers of making human death a source of commercial entertainment. Here's Charles Dickens in The Times, after witnessing an execution in 1849.

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Patriotic gimps are staging a protest at the Yorkshire Wildlife Park as it's understood the killer is of Indian descent......

Andy Burnham says UK authorities are “clear” there was Russian interference in the Brexit referendum as @catneilan.bsky.social reports in today’s @theobserveruk.bsky.social observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY BRIAN BLESSED and this, the greatest Shakespearean speech Shakespeare never wrote.

All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.

You have to say that's magnificent #lufc

Hardly an original take but it is Quite Annoying to imagine how much the UK (and me, and you!) would all have more cash today if Donald Trump hadn't decided to start bombing Iran for *reasons*. Where's the White House impact assessment on my nursery fees. www.ft.com/content/2cb1...

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I've added the Brexit departure to a BBC chart of boat crossings. They're reporting more racist thug unrest, although they call it a "protest". Considering Pharage was the loudest cheerleader for Brexit, the levels of boat crossing are on him more than anyone.

Bad night for Luca Modric

I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.

Go on Remco hunt him down and save us all