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It can even resist a Boring Company (Not A) Flamethrower! Here's a demonstra-- *FWOOSH!!*

The "ads" in that issue were awesome

Lmfao

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Need to shift that decimal place to the right a spot

Comes with optional shaping poles to make it look more like a boat under there.

No way it’s only $35.99

It Follows 2: The Teslaning

How can anyone hide in one of these cans of dogshit?

When does the $399.99 CRYBERBEAST Pounder's Series drop?

A Tesla tried to run me off the road yesterday because I gave him the finger at a stoplight

I think this was my favorite.

Gotta also add a colorful rainbow paint job.

Plus $687.95 in tariffs.

Cybercloaking feature to be updated in the future;)

The Tesla CyberEdsel, model POS.

👍👍

I thought this said "Cybertrap," which also seems appropriate.

This made me snort with laughter 😃

And made in China.

If this were real, the tarp would be red with a large black decorative symbol in the center evocative of western Europe in the late 1930s and early '40s.

Cabertapp? If so that’s a very funny name

Oh absolutely. Northeast weather can be hell on cars. I had a cover for my Model 3.

Probably. I bought one for my Model 3 but I didn't see the origin label on it.

I can't tell if this is real or not lol

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It’s often said, but whenever I see a Cyber Truck drive by it just doesn’t look real. Something that stupid and impractical looking shouldn’t be on the road.

Good art, but the copy could use work. There’s nothing, NO-thing related to that heap of shit that only costs $35.99. A more biting, and accurate price would be $880.14.

$4500 suckers pay up

Can you get one in Trump Tangerine?

Full self-folding is a future download that will require an active subscription.

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I'm still not sure why anyone would have bought one in the first place. Even with a tarp over it, it's still a ridiculously ugly vehicle. You can't hide your shame nor camouflage your seriously questionable taste in cars. Tacky af

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I like your style. You’ve got a job at Tesla whenever and wherever .😂

The new Tesla Homer

Made in China. 🤣

That would at least be $300

R.I.P.

did I read it right, "nazi-tarp"?

They also need a microscope for when they want to get laid.

How stupid is this?

*not waterproof*

This is awesome

Another more subtle approach recently observed:

I want to let tesla owners know that we forgive them. I know you must be feeling guilty knowing that; ⤵️

Wanna get rid of your Tesla and can't find any buyers. Use them as battery energy storage from your solar panels. If you don't have solar panels, get them. No more paying electricity bills for life. 🤑

Does it spontaneously combust or come apart, or do I have to rely on my Tesla vehicle for that? @Grok

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There is no way they would sell it for that cheap