I, am the Dan, In The Box (Pirate Edition)

Off the charts Trump family corruption. Kushner got Billions of foreign funds, while spearheading foreign policy. And the Hunter Biden hunters are silent. @MarshaBlackburn

AOC, doing what she does best 💯🎯

Trump pisses on his supporters and tells them it is raining.

Anthrop-ick?

Prepping for the Billy Strings Halloween concert next week. Just realized how filters make people look sooo different. Original (right) versus “hero” filter (left). Pretty dramatic. I love the ripple it added to the flag. Also, it changed the loss in my eyes to determination. *sigh* Jacket fits!

Cookies with Raisins Cookies bring joy, A fat kid’s delight. You’ve had a bad day? Warm cookies make right. The anticipation, Warm-baked deliverance. But something is off, A cruel dalliance. Why create something with love, Then hide the deceit? A cookie with raisins? The baker needs beat.

🎯🎯🎯

I’m Irish, I did a poem. Title: Open a Window They say a door closes and a window opens Why is life a house Maybe we need a new floor plan Perhaps we plant some trees Live with the Bigfeet We lost the plot We are all so educated The aura of our self importance is stifling Somebody open a window

And never has there been all of the institutions, that are specifically charged with checking his power, beholden to an oath to the Constitution, willing to deliberately ignore that oath in the defense of an obvious criminal. A simple following of the money tells us why. We are completely betrayed.

In 2024, trans folks, a segment of the population. that accounts for less than 1%, was the target of more than 70% of the GOP’s adds. Just ask why. Hate & emotional appeal worked, and so they are going right back to it. We need to stop pretending our populace is smart and change the narrative.

As an aside, I have never met an avid reader who likes Trump.

He didn’t just set our country back decades, he disrupted the entire planet.

JD Vance getting snubbed by damn near the entirety of the Cincinnati Bengals made my week. Also, Joe Burrow’s subtle shade was well done.

Elizabeth Warren Is 💯% Correct...

#DeportElon

Also, the billionaires funding this tech aren’t using it to better society. They are using it to replace the very white collar workers who made them billionaires. Rather than crediting them and rewardimg them for making them wealthy, they seek to replace them for further wealth.

This vile man, convicted of multiple felonies, accused of horrific rapes and crimes, hated by multiple members of his family, saying this. I hate him, the people that enable him, and the society that created him, but I still believe we can and must be better, but we must end the disinformation.

When people ask me what dissociative drugs like Ketamine do? I point to Musk. He truly lives his life detached from his actions like he isn’t responsible for them. I hope to see that rectified in the future.

Hate and Adderall are the only things keeping him upright.

Literally accusing people, without evidence, of being affiliated with terrorists because of their names, is all the GOP has and it is beyond disgusting and pathetic.

When you walk into the barber and you say, “Give me that poop emoji look.”

Love this.

Democrats need to be ready to hold hearings and inquiries into the assault that Musk, Zuckerberg and other tech bros are making against democratic institutions at home and abroad.

Smothered and covered:

I would like to see the end of the term "vaccine skeptic," to be replaced by "reality denier." These so-called skeptics are actually the most gullible rubes on the planet when it comes to conspiracy nonsense and tech-bro slop; the only thing that makes them skeptical is peer-reviewed evidence.

Make words matter again. Vote blue.

Open window They say a door closes and a window opens Why is life a house Maybe we need a new floor plan Perhaps we plant some trees Live with the Bigfeet We lost the plot We are all so educated The aura of our self importance is stifling Somebody open a window

🔥 “You voted to cover up the evidence even though you knew 14-year-old girls had been raped because Donald Trump told you to.” Sen. @ossoff.bsky.social savages Mike Collins to his face on the debate stage

Aging like his neck wrinkles.

Have you ever spent an inordinate amount of time wondering if you are irreparably broken, only to ultimately come to the conclusion that being so is actually the most obvious and poetic outcome? Then you might be Irish.

I was drunk last weekend. We were laughing at a guy who asked who would last longer, Katie Zacharia or this banana. A Kalshi commercial came on. We hate that Kalshi exists, but with the drinks and us knowing she would not last a Scaramucci, bets were made. Today, we made money. Deleting Kalshi now.

It isn’t that I hate everyone that voted for Trump, I just know based on that fact I have nothing in common with them, either intellectually or morally, so I do my best to avoid them for my own mental well being. Plus, anyone who supports Trump at this point can’t be reasoned with using facts.

Kinda wild that there have been wild protests going on in Albania for months set off by a corrupt Kushner luxury resort project and there has been barely coverage of it here 🇺🇸 and Trump never gets asked about it.

It has always been obvious to anyone with eyes and ears that Trump is 100% in Putin’s pocket. He doesn’t hide it.

Seeing two of your favorite authors hang out triggers all sorts of childhood comic book crossover nostalgia.

He did not want to get JD’s loser stank all over him. 😂

You know the polling is bad when they’re already rolling out the “it was rigged!” shtick three weeks before elections.

Musk throws Trump under the bus

Objectively true.

New in PN: Republicans learn to love DOJ weaponization "With early voting underway, Omar got agents at her door at 6am, when her 14-year-old was inside, over a theory cooked up on an anonymous message board. Republicans never objected to weaponizing the DOJ. They just wanted custody of the weapon."

“But we would eat Kraft Dinner, and you would eat Kraft Dinner, and everybody I ever bumped into for the rest of my life would eat Kraft Dinner, but we'd have it catered (that's right). We'd have it catered by fancy French people with white shirts.” Barenaked Ladies 3:17-20

Brilliant commercial and what the Dems in power have not been doing for the last decade.

Fox News spent four years diagnosing Biden from the angle of his left shoelace. Trump turns into a peeled nectarine and suddenly everyone’s a privacy advocate.

oh man 😂

God damn it. I just had to agree with Brian Kilmeade on something.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.