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He is a DEI hire.

And to be fair...this time he CAN say "See you in Valhalla"

He couldn't find his underwear

Kash appears to be the chief of a fake fbi operation. He works for fake president. So, all good. There is nothing good on TV anymore.

Too good.

luckily Kash is on hand to write all the statements

Insightful 😬

This little fuck should be nowhere near power. No honor. No courage. Lies continuously. Punishable after this is over. Karma is coming.

The case of the wandering eye.

Hahahaha 😂 Fair point.

lol

That is funny.😆😆

🤣😂

😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣...TOO FUNNY‼️

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After which Ka$$ Patel asked shooter’s family to meet him at Rao’s.

You see 90% of murders go unsolved. The guy confesses in the other 10%. Basically we have a bunch of well-paid FBI people perving through other people’s laptop cameras to watch us masturbate and cry. 😁

Not now All good Patel has some or other secret button on his watch that can see bits of paper that are confessions FBI had "forensic evidence" of the note, but it has 'since been destroyed' investigators "confirmed what that note says because of our aggressive interview posture at the FBI'

do you have any other sons mr robinson?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Tur...

Lolz

Chuckle Chuckle chortle

Because Trump has sent half the FBI to round up immigrants we don’t like. He really hates that the FBI pursues criminals (like him.)

With 20% of FBI agents rounding up the tree trimmers, maids, car wash.. It might solve crime? 🤔

Seriously

What? Maybe he should rehire those top 3 FBI agents that had been there for decades. Maybe they’ll drop charges against you Kashyap.

OMG …

#kashpatel is a $hit liar. Before he was in the #fbi he had podcast obsessed with the epstein files. How long will you be brainwashed and let your country be taken over by traitors who are taking away all your rights. please have some dignity and do a google pls youtu.be/dzqMbKeHT54?...

😂 every time. Can’t wait for my print copy to arrive!

Would this be a case of using artificial intelligence?

Satire, and not funny.

Dang.. 🤥 I doubt they'll even pay the 100k reward. I'm sure the "sub's" that tRump "squeezed" have a different insight. 🙄

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Don't forget to ask about Hoffa.

Maybe Kash Patel can find out who planted the pipe bombs in the dnc offices. He’s so good ….. said no one ever !😡

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The man did not attend the FBI Academy and is not an FBI agent, but he’s in charge of the FBI???

What fucking moron

Omg, that’s so dark and ew-y goo-y sweet. 🤣😆

Kash Patel should call in the body language experts to examine Charlie Kirk's body for clues to solve any other crimes.

Can he ask them to release the Epstein files while he’s at it? #epstein

With the circus running this cluster****, I could believe this 😵‍💫

If a deer commits suicide on my lawn on the first day of hunting season, that makes me a great hunter by Patel's logic.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂🤣 What so funny is that The Onion put this out as satire. But it isn’t far from the truth. Yes, that’s how crazy America is right now.

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

I needed this laugh, crying way too much

Help a Norseman out!

Hope the onion doesn’t get fired from its nursing day job

It's like J. Edgar Hoover asking Walter Winchell if he's "seen any Commies around?"

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😂😂😂😂😂

Then he asked if they could pretend to be pro-Biden Democrats until after the trial so Trump and his buddies can continue blaming Dems for gun violence.

That’s gold

Fake news. They didn't solve anything. It's very possible this young kid is being used as a scapegoat. The footage they have is very blurry and it's easy for parents to mistake their children for other children in Utah especially. The alleged shooter also was on Discord posting very normally after.

lmao

Maybe Kash can ask xAI’s grok to solve cases, and even replace the judge and jury, and recommend a sentence if convicted by a panel of language models

This man child is the childish baboon fool how dare you shout down the senator for California you are the utter disgusting disgrace fuck you prick

😂😂😂

Each time I see that photo or any GIF of him, I hear the deranged laughter sound effect from Ren & Stimpy.

My guess is he's extremely stupid and also a user of certain enhancing drugs (ketamine et al). That's why he lives in Vegas not DC. He simply cannot handle the input/output of a fast paced federal government senior management life.

Reminds me of the dog who caught the car and did not think through next steps

Something with this whole thing is off..#Shady

Hegseth, Noem and RFK Jr would like a word…

Maybe the plan is to use him as a token when they spread the white part of the nationalism regime further.

He is there twice a week- usually at his Vegas home or visiting country singer girlfriend in Nashville

There's been some talk of Patel being replaced by a startled deer.

To be fair, it's a BIG poster that should include every senator who voted to confirm him. He was manifestly unqualified AND had a well documented hit list of political enemies he was sent to carry out Trump's retribution on. Forget the "duopoly". We live in a one-party vs one-cult political system

Massive backlog of murders because he’s far too busy being the pedo prez’ attack dog. And doing that poorly. And? He and Bongy FIRED the best brightest and most experienced agents on trumps orders. Understaffed. Inexperienced corrupt “leaders”.

Hot tip for Kash - there's a Felon in the White House.

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Larf. He keeps looking in the wrong direction.

😂😂😂

LDS CRIME STOPPERS

He looks like the head of the FBI in a Transformers movie by Michael Bay.

"You guys know anything about 'Liberal Groups'?"

Ok I lol’d for real.

youtu.be/5MlcsJaI9V0?...

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Ouch 😉 Too soon 🙃

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What a bunch of losers..

This one is very funny. I love The Onion's headlines. This was a good one. I laughed out loud.

Because the technical term for Patel is Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks, and the rocks aren't evenly weighted...

The look of a guy who hopes the regime never realizes that he's not white😎

We need a laugh

Thank you!

For me, not the Onion, obviously.

Next he’ll be consulting Odin and Thor for case leads.

Nice 😂

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