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I knew they were out to get me

You guys just know what to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂🤣😂

My son's school is online and he can only complete the next assignment after completing the first. He hates reading and has some executive function issues, so guess what he does...

I don’t care

obvs

As a former student who didn't give a shit, our community would be better served by abolishing homework. Test grades were the only reason that I ever actually passed any of my classes, but refusing to do homework all year really adds up in a way that's hard to come back from.

Bring back the autistic correspondent. I'm literally LOL just thinking about how much he envied the prisoner's regimented lifestyle.

Y'all got me with that last line. Good shit

How do I get on a panel like this?

I loved that line too! Seems like not as much of a stigma as there used to be.

Replying to @theonion.com: I do not give a shit about tests, but I should very much like to give a shit about something, if I could but find the thing.

Only a nerd would take a test.

I finally feel seen.

So it's true: the world IS stacked against me

“… and in the real world people don’t give a shit.” Can confirm.

The problem is these "lazy, self-centered assholes" get to run Tech companies...

And Brister closes it out. Hard.

100%! Show students how education and GPA mean zip!!!! Lol!

Oh come on now, ALL students “discharge a poop”, don’t they? They all revel in existential discourse with their academic savants all of the time, right? If not, take away their Goddamned phones! phones.

since when are you just airing real interviews? @bencollins.bsky.social wtf

That one lady dropped an F bomb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Every cable news show segment ever.

I LOVE this! 😂

Why even complete college when you can sue the university for failing your POS essay. Looking at you Oklahoma is not okay U.

“Just chewed their fingernails because they didn’t feel like sharpening their pencil.” This is why they invented AI videos lololol😎🏆

Dare to be stupid.