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"ronald reagan just had an operation on his asshole while george bush had an operation on his middle finger. what are these two men trying to tell us?" - george carlin

“We’re making a freaking fortune.” Not families paying 40% more for gas. Not truckers paying $6.28 for diesel. Not parents worried about keeping the lights on. Big Oil is making a fortune. You’re paying for it. And Trump doesn’t give a damn. His words.

Former President Barack Obama mocked President Donald Trump's White House renovations Saturday, comparing the historic residence to a Cheesecake Factory run by Saddam Hussein while campaigning for Democrats in Ohio. bit.ly/4BlJwbz

Election Day is quickly approaching — make a plan to vote, vote early if you’re able, and get your ballot in a drop box if you’re in a state that votes by mail. If you’re from WA and have questions about voting, visit sos.wa.gov/elections.

We’ve waited two long years for these midterms. Now we’ve only got one week left to get out the vote and win back power from the fascists.

Obama was really on fire bsky.app/profile/atru...

Our staff has a clause in our union contract to prevent interference in endorsements, and allowing the business side of the paper to interfere with editorial direction is a big ethical no-no in our profession that would’ve led several of us to resign in protest.

Q: Polls show government corruption has shot to the top in concerns this election. Why do you think that is? Trump: Corruption is one of the biggest things. Q: There have also been some allegations— Trump: Jeffrey Epstein is all Democrat corruption.

Far right influencer Brandi Kruse was ejected from a Portland Thorns game for wearing an XX-XY shirt, which is designed to defend women's sports. Kruse has been pushing anti-Trans ballot initiatives in WA that will be on the Nov. ballot. Cast your ballot and vote against these harmful initiatives!

WA House candidate Katy Cornell claims she's a "common-sense Republican" who wants unity. She's also a pastor whose church removed her controversial sermons from YouTube. But they were too late. Now those sermons are coming back to haunt her. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/the-sermon...

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

Several Washington counties have accepted Gov. Bob Ferguson's offer of deploying National Guard members at ballot boxes to ensure election security. bit.ly/4BnQY5T

Vivek Ramaswamy ran an ad attacking his opponent for being raped as a child. But he's also one of the few Republican politicians who is still allowed within 200 feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

time for california to.impose an exit tax, too. want to.leave CA to avoid the tax? the exit tax will be double the wealth tax.

Donald Trump appears to believe he’s in his third term (which is still illegal, by the way). trib.al/gRtkkAc

you know who else had big feet? arnold palmer.

I don’t understand why farmers need an endless series of welfare payments from the rest of us since Trump took office. Aren’t his policies working for you? You need us to pay you so you will keep voting for the guy who is failing you? Don’t you believe in free market capitalism?

More socialism coming to MAGA farmers. They're becoming a welfare state.

PAXTON: hey we're catching a lot of shit for holding our final rally at the alamo, the site of an infamous Texas doomed last stand TRUMP:

According to the latest Pentagon Defense Casualty Analysis System (DCAS) report, 21 U.S. service members have died and 865 have been injured since the start of the war with Iran and continuing Overseas Operations in the Middle East.

The police force for a Mississippi city where approximately half the population had warrants issued for their arrests will have to undergo multiple reforms following a settlement with the U.S. Department of Justice. bit.ly/4dOYBbq

these douchebags are still all-in on voodoo economics. hey, adam. that $40 trillion in red ink isn't mine. it's yours. and you're going to pay it back.

Oregon is the first state to have every Democratic Member of Congress as a cosponsor of Medicare for All! This is a huge step forward towards making universal healthcare a reality in this country. Which state will be next?

little red riding hood strikes again.

Big AI is spending big against me, because I'm for taking them on.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Corporations: If you raise the minimum wage, we’ll have to raise prices! If we let our workers unionize, we’ll have to raise prices! If you tax us, we’ll have to raise prices! Also Corporations: (continues to raise prices without any of those things happening)

all the furor around ilhan omar and abdul el-sayed, and everyone overlooks the fact that a muslim man has represented IN-7 in congress for almost 20 years.

Oh, honey . . . your tweet didn't violate corporate policy; it violated every known standard of professional journalism.

🚨NEW: Dr. Abdul El-Sayed on Trump mocking his middle name Mohamed and calling him a jihadist: “He says it just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a private jet or the Saudis for money for his son-in-law’s firm.” ~ Meidas Touch 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

I can’t compete with this

Man, Andrew Feinberg can eat a bag of rat penises. Comparing the current shitshow to the economic boom Biden had teed up (with inflation back under control) is some ridiculous bullshit.

@mayor.seattle.gov get. rid. of. these. cops. clean house. if these assholes from the suburbs are just here to "fuck people up," they don't belong here. we want cops who are engaged with the communities they're paid to protect and serve. and it's *your* job to protect us from predatory cops.

An Austin man has been booked into Harris County jail after being arrested on felony charges for attempting to sleep with 15-year-old Houston teen, including wanting to bring her to a President Trump rally and get her pregnant. bit.ly/3Wawm0H

I like hearing about migrants 'not respecting the laws of our nation' from people who knowingly voted for a felon

James Talarico: Powerful people are using small minorities in our community to distract from their corruption. The only minority destroying America is the billionaires.

Talarico on AI: I've rolled out a plan to crack down on giant data center companies. We've got to force them to pay for their own energy instead of jacking up our utility bills. And we've got to force them to recycle their water so they are not exacerbating the water crisis here in Texas.

Look at the shabby state and increasingly authoritarian trajectory of the country and ask yourself if we can endure 2 more years of a lawless Trump administration wreaking havoc with no check from Congress, then vote accordingly. This is not the time for a protest vote or purity politics.

As ballots arrive this week, I would like to remind my fellow Washingtonians to please use a drop box if you can, and get it done early. Yes, very few of our races are all that competitive, but we have some critical ballot measures.

You’re claiming to defend the Bill of Rights while demanding that the government ban an entire religion. The irony is staggering. The First Amendment protects Muslims, Christians, atheists and everyone else. Religious freedom isn't reserved for people who share your beliefs.

Donald Trump's inability to control his bowels raises new questions about Joe Biden's advanced age.

VOTE NO ON I-645 pay the taxes that we demand or get the fuck out of WA state.

we have no government.

The Columbian’s Editorial Board urges voters to reject I-638, a measure the board sees as "mean-spirited and promoting an ugly double-standard" by applying to only girls and not boys. Read more: www.columbian.com/news/2026/oct/10/in-our-view-vote-no-on-initiative-638 Vote NO on I-638.

Good reminder. And in Washington, there are more than 500 ballot drop boxes open until 8p Election Day. Full list: www.sos.wa.gov/sites/defaul...

Last week's shooting in NYC, of a man in a car with his five year-old son, proves yet again that ICE is out of control. We hate knowing that our company is supporting this brutality. Join us in demanding that Amazon cut ties with ICE! www.amazonclimatejustice.org/ice-petition